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Swift Diaze

The quick use of or wanting to quickly use a drug from the Benzodiazepine family, usually (though not limited to) Diazepam. The purpose of this is almost always to "sort your head out", "bring yourself down" or "stop yourself going west" when under the influence of a stimulant substance such as MDMA or Amphetamine.

Person 1: "I need a swift diaze mate, head's all over the shop"

Person 2: "Yeah, cracking night but it's like 11 in the morning man"

Person 1: "Yer not wrong, fair dooz let's get on it then, one each now and another in an hour or two. Sweet as."

Person 2: "NICE ONE BRUVVAAAA!"

by The Furious Chongin' Charlie April 13, 2010

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Taylor Swift

The new Antichrist in music yeah my ex band-mate used to be the Antichrist Superstar but she took his position.

Taylor Swift- Buy my records or else
Me- Why?
Taylor- Cause I'm the fucking Antichrist bitch and I'll eat you
Me-Yeah right (grabs chainsaw and slices her up)

by Stephen Bier Jr November 18, 2009

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swift boating

The act of discrediting a political opponent by making exaggurated or outrightly false claims about his/her character and past actions.

Coined from the 2004 US Presidential campaign, where the the conservative group Swift Boat Veterans for Truth aired a commercial criticizing democrat John Kerry's reputation as a war hero in Vietnam. It has since become a popular term with leftist journalists.

Jed: Sylva says she's against the war, but she has no idea about how much it protects our country. It's not like she actually earned her PhD in political science - her daddy has influence at that college.

Alex: Dude, stop swift boating my girlfriend!

by ItsumademoOtaku August 22, 2005

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Taylor Swift

That girl who has 92 awards, sold over a million concert tickets, has almost 10 million followers on twitter, who sold out Madison Square Garden in 59.4 seconds.

One Person: "Taylor Swift has no talent."
The rest of the world: *gasps*

by Sophie Swift December 23, 2011

118๐Ÿ‘ 104๐Ÿ‘Ž


Taylor Swift

A gorgeous sorta country-ish singer who is currently VERY popular, especially among girls of all ages. Many call her talented, but...I kind of disagree. Her voice is sweet and pleasant but weak, her guitar playing is of the simplest caliber, and her songs are very very cliche, but kinda catchy. However, her hit single "You belong with me" I cannot STAND. It's overplayed and just obnoxious. "Oh, look at me, the girl my crush is dating wears high heels and short skirts, and I'm so much better and humble because I wear t-shirts and sneakers!! Oh, and she's a cheerleader so that automatically makes her a bitch! He should pay attention to me now because I'm less popular!" I'm sorry, I don't really even dislike Taylor Swift, I just can't STAND that song and i'ts message, like I said.

12 year old girl: OMG!!!!!1 TAYLOR IS SO AMAZING!! YOU BELONG WITH ME IS THE GREATEST SONG EVER!!1

Me: Taylor Swift is alright. I mean, some of her songs are kinda catchy, but "you belong with me" just makes me cringe.

by The Mandon November 22, 2010

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Taylor Swift

One of those pretty nice girls . who is saddly doesn't have the talent to be a grammy winner-yet is.
The girl seams sweet,but she can't hit the right notes.
and in my opinion she is not ''the voice of the generation''!

oh and she acts country , but she's actoually just pop with some bango in the back.and she usese the same beats , and stuff.

Dude#1-Did u hear ''U belong with me'' by Taylor Swift

Dude#2-Yeah , cute song , WRONG singer!

Dude#1-But she's hot

Dude#2-I'm leaving

by TheRealDeaLL March 27, 2010

547๐Ÿ‘ 463๐Ÿ‘Ž


Taylor Swift

An annoying young woman who lives in a fantasy world and gets waay to much credit for writing average songs with preschool level lyrics and music so easy a coffee cup could perform it.

Person 1 : "Fuck that is an annoying song on the radio. I want to punch whoever is singing that shit right in the junk"
Person 2 : "That's Taylor Swift and you're right it is fucking terrible. She deserves a kick in the box"

by BoxerBoy987 October 29, 2009

2257๐Ÿ‘ 1944๐Ÿ‘Ž