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When a person normally drinks alcohol, then tries drinking alcohol and takes weed gummies.
Went to the bar last night and Steve showed up with gummies, I got totally cross threaded.
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Accidentally posting a comment on the wrong thread when you have two or more conversations going on an internet social network.
Nobody knew what the hell she was talking about when she posted her bra size in the conversation about religion. She was totally thread jumping.
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when one brother jumps off the top bunk and lands with his dick in the ass of the other brother.
mom: boys dinner!
boy: Just threading the needle!
mom: ok!
boys: *faint wet slapping noise*
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Those who contribute to a sudden blossoming of entries in a blog's comments by non-regulars attracted by a particular issue and who do not add constructively to the continuing dialog. Comment spammers.
Comment by a regular: Thread lice. The infestation will clear up after a while.
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Euphemism for jacking off. First used in a Rachel ray cooking video.
Dude i was watching sara palin debate last night and i just started threading the corn.
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When you are taking a crap, and it takes you a long time, and it feels as if a boulder is being squeezed from your ass. It hurts and feels like it's coming out sideways.
You go back to your desk and someone says "dude you were in there a long time", you respond by saying "dude, i had one cross threaded"
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If the quarterback completes a pass to a slot receiver running across the field while two or three defenders are converging
Wow Aaron Rogers ever thread the needle on that pass to Cobb the pass protection was outstanding on that play
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