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Womenโ€™s Standards

Too damn high...

Womenโ€™s standards are wayyy too high. Lower them pls- basically all men

by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 3, 2019

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Independent Women

A woman who pays her own bills, buys her own things, and DOES NOT allow a man to affect her stability or self-confidence. She supports her self on her own entirely and is proud to be able to do so.

Man 1: DAMN I ALWAYS HAVE TO BUY MY GIRL STUFF!!!

Man 2: Sorry i don't know how that feels...i have an Independent Women.

Man 1: WORD? Does she have and independent friend??

by RAQUELLL June 3, 2007

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womenโ˜•๏ธ

When a woman does something stupid (which sometimes isnt even that stupid) a man will comment "womenโ˜•๏ธ" in reference to a clip (you can find it if u search up womenโ˜•๏ธ in tiktok search bar)

Woman: *does something wrong in a video*

Random boy in comments: "womenโ˜•๏ธ"

by Woahhhg April 22, 2022

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women counselor

A man who hangs out with alot of women but he never has sexs with them. He's only there to hear about all of their problems.

Bob: man i heard mike has been kicking it with maria alot.
Todd: yeah but they don't bone they just talk, he such a women counselor.

by roc masta b March 16, 2009

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Keller Women

Fake women on Myspace and various dating websites. The women do not actually exist(except in photo form), but are there to lure you into porn sites, credit card scams, and things of that nature.
They are usually scantily clad and "horny".
The term began from the large number of "fake" women residing in the sleepy town of Keller Virginia.

"Jesus Christ, I got 7 friend requests from Keller Women today."

by Beerends May 8, 2007

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badass women

The epitome of the American Women. she radiates confidence in everything she does, whether it's ordering a drink, buying a set of wheels, or dealing with men. she's slow to anger, brutally efficient when fighting back.

The badass carves her own path. She wears, drives, drinks, watches, and listens to what she chooses, when she chooses, where she chooses, uninfluenced by fads or advertising campaigns. Badass style is understated but instantly recognizable. Like a chopped Harley or a good pair of sunglasses: simple, direct, and functional.

Those are some awesome badass women!

by Steph Couch July 27, 2006

190๐Ÿ‘ 61๐Ÿ‘Ž


Black women

The most diverse, prettiest, underrated, and strongest group of women in the world. They usually look very young. Their skin color ranges from the dark black to white, even in Africa alone. Their hair texture ranges from kinky to curly to straight. Black women choose to straighten their hair because it is more manageable or they have been told by society that their natural hair is unprofessional. Now, most are choosing to wear their regal-like natural hair.
Their eyes range from dark brown to light brown to green and in rare cases in some tribes of Africa, blue. Their body size range from slender to fat. Their noses range from flat to slender, despite past Europeans' claims that all Africans have flat noses which is not true. Although they have been attacked both racially and as women, raped by whites, abandoned by their kids' father, and constantly brought down by the media's depiction of them as fat, loud, and ghetto, black women have remained strong and make up two-thirds of black college undergrads. They are highly sought after in West European countries yet undervalued in the Americas because of the stigma from slavery and covert racism in the media. They have been reminded that they are worthless as women because they are far different from white women. But when white or non-black women have black features, they are usually idolized. White women get lip injections, tans, and buttocks implants to have what this group already has.

Osama Bin Laden, although he was racist, told all his secrets to his black mistress, who warned whites. But they chose not to believe her until they found out it was true. This is an example of whites constantly underrating black women.

Black women are the greatest dancers.

White guy: Meagan Fox is so hot. She has those full lips.
Black guy: man most black women have those lips. Besides Fox is all fake. Try Meagan Good *show picture of Meagan good*.
White guy: That is sooo hot!

Affluent white German NBA player Dirk Nowitzki is engage to a hot black woman from Sweden

by uknoeme56032 January 14, 2012

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