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One in which the tongue is swirled continuosly around the bulbous head of the erect penis. In other instances, the person giving the blowjob will go wild while performing the oral manuevers but will never allow the teeth to touch the sensitive penile skin.
On the first Friday of each month, Jimmy's girlfriend would give him a blowjob lasting from 45 minutes to one hour. She would take no breaks, and would conintuously swirl her tongue while humming the Star Spangled Banner and the 1812 overture. At the end she would dutifully swallow all the emissions. "Now, that is a special bj", Jimmy would smile and say.
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The hand your preferrably female partner uses to slide down your cock as she is on her knees preforming oral sex.
Corey: "Dude, my girlfriend almost got her bj hand cut off by a car door?"
Eric: "That would be horrible, then she wouldn't be able to keep balance when blowing you!"
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national blowjob day is june 9th, it was started by a pimp named juan, and its also the day of his birthday
tyler: dude did you celebrate national bj day today, its june 9th?
sean: hell ya nigga!
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while recieving a blow job, bust in the back of the throat while simultaniously tickling the girl giving the blowjob causing them to laugh and having the cum shoot out their nose
"Yo, I heard Tom gave Sally the bj snooter over the weekend and now she refuses to give him head ever again."
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This is a three way situation where a guy gets on his all-fours and rests in the 'sphinx' position. The guy in the sphinx position is to act like a statue; he is there to be serviced as the god he is. One fellater will be sucking the balls, the other sucking his cock. Once the sphinx cums, he performs the Egyptian Goggles on the two servants cum smeared faces.
I ran into a couple of my high school friends last night. We reminisced about the good ol' days then i took them home and forced them to give me an Egyptian BJ
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The one week of the month when a girl is on the rag and her partner is too pussy to try for red wings, and selfish enough to ask something of her.
"Hey Jennifer wanna go to the party with me this weekend?"
"No, I can't hold my booze and last week was BJ Week... I don't want to be projectiling cum all night."
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Whilst your woman is giving you oral sex your pubic hair rests on her upper lip, giving the apperance of a full, lush, moustachio. The reason many men shave their pubic hair is to reduce the bj moustache effect.
Mid-Fellatio: You know what? You look good with a moustache.
-Now that's a bj moustache!
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