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A dad is a blood related father who takes care of you, teaches you and feeds you.
Son;"Dad can you get some milk from the Supermarket?"
Dad:"Sure son!" Takes 15 years to get milk from the supermarket when I won the lottery*
Also known as the guy with the wallet in the family.
"Hey dad, can you buy me some Rice Krispies Treats?"
A word used to describe a male parental figure. Commonly they will have a job and are required to take care of you until at least 18. A lot of times a Dad will be busy and makes very unfunny jokes.
someone who went to get milk and didn't come back
ayo dude, it's been 3 years and my dad hasn't come back with the goddamn milk!
A person who made you because he was using your mom for sex. Somebody who uses the excuse "her/his teenage hormones and attitude" to get you into trouble.
Kid: "Dad I don't want to walk to the pool today it's a 40 minute walk."
Dad: "Oh so you're getting lazy now?"
Kid: No dad I'm not getting lazy I just don't want to walk to the pool today"
Dad: "Oh so now you're talking back to me?! Give me your phone, you're not getting it for another week"
Kid: "But da-"
Dad: "NO EXCUSES! Maybe if you didn't give me that stupid teenage attitude you would have your phone."
Mom: "Is something going on?"
Dad: "No, your kid here just has a lot of teenage hormones."
There are many types of dads
Type A: Serious, strict, and responsible
Type B: Likes golf and reading the funnies
Type C: Loser
Type A dad: We need to have a talk.
Type B dad: Fossils! Dun dun dun...
Type C dad: D'oh!