Norman a man who is shaped like a big oversized grapefruit with two sticks toothpicks for legs. He is horrible and is only concerned with his own needs. F*ck anyone else basically. Norman looks like Cletus from meet the browns and house of pain. He’s the epitome of a disgrace.
Person 1: I can’t stand that guy.
Person2: Really, I bet it was a Norman
A mf who DON'T GIVE A FUCK about definition of your name.
Yooo, i'm Norman! Stop that bullshit!
Big hearted handsome man from the south with dyslexia. A drama king to the fullest extent. An expert story-teller who makes the smallest incident come to life in a grand and sometimes cringy way. A hard worker who would do anything for his family. Is so effortlessly funny that you find yourself laughing your head off. Mostly at him but hey he’s laughing too. He has a strong, confident personality and is the most dependable person you will meet. He was made to be his own boss. He knows literally everyone and has great people skills. You’ll know one when you one.
“It sounds like someone is being murdered!”
“Oh that’s just Norman. He pinched finger in his coat zipper.”
A device that is a crutch for my disability. Will lead to dissapointment.
Damnit, mom found Norman. I hate ruby.