A really cool person who will be your best friend. He loves it when you abuse him. He will always be by your side.
TJ: "Hey Trap!"
Trap/Pluto: "?"
TJ: "ily <3"
Trap/Pluto: "ily 2 <3"
5 min later...
TJ: "I fucking hate Trap, I hope he dies!"
Trap/Pluto: "I still love you... <3"
When a guys dick is so small it's barely exists.
What's up with J? Sue hooked up with him and said he has a Pluto dick.
A dick that was once classified as a standard dick to one so small it is no longer classified as a dick. A dick too small to be seen with the naked eye.
She was expecting someone with a little more than a Pluto Dick. It's so small it cannot be seen by the naked eye.
A term used for an idea that know one else would think or has thought of
‘I’m looking for a pluto idea in this assignment’
The Pluto effect is of somewhat concerning, it allows your mind to be overtaken by thoughts of infinite distances only to bring you crashing down to your keyboard and repeating two of the same emojis in two messages that would happen to lie closely together in the same thread making you look as if you cannot find something greater to replace the emojis with.
Me: Hey Jalapeño, have you fixed door knob labels yet?🤗🌻
Jalapeño: oh yes wow, I have indeed🦋 they know say “door knob” instead of “corn cob” silly me😂
Me: oh wow snazzy gameplay that’s a beaut bonza 🤗🌻
Pluto effect: call the Pluto effect hot line at
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