The Millennial Stranger

When you get black out drunk and sext yourself on a strangers phone, forget that it happened, and justify your crudeness to the stranger with the explicit response(s) "they" sent back to you.

the stranger

My buddy woke up from from a heavy drinking night to find that a very receptive girl had been sexting him. He tried to follow up, but it turns out he just pulled The Millennial Stranger.

Stranger Block

To make use of the urinal next to your buddy in a public restroom, in order to ensure he avoids any possible awkward stranger encounters.

Dean: "What's up Jerry?"

Jerry: "Man, why did you pick the urinal right next to me?"

Dean: "Dude, it's a STRANGER BLOCK. I couldn't afford for my friend to have some awkward encounter with some random creepin' stranger."

Jerry: "Of Course!"

Dean: "Always lookin' out for ya buddy!"

Stranger Squared

The act of painting ones finger nails. Then, sitting on one's hand until it becomes numb. Finally, jerking off with the numb feminine looking hand. It fools the mind into thinking its a woman's hand.

Tom: "Hey Billy why are your finger nails painted".

Billy: "I got bored with the stranger and gave myself a stranger squared".

double stranger

A variation of the stranger. The act of siting on your dick until it becomes numb, and having your partner sit on her hand until it becomes numb, then she proceeds to jerk you off. This gives the illusion that you're both watching someone else give and receive a hand job.

Rather than throw in my favorite porno flick, my girlfriend insisted that we do the double stranger. She says it's like watching the porno live in person.

strangers brew

Swallowing one of your friend's boyfriends or husbands or a random guys cum with no sexual contact. Preform by having a male ejectulate into a cup by masterbating then taken as a shot by a female.

Who wants to do a shot of strangers brew?

Stranger Things

A mystery show that I don't want to spoil on you so I won't.

I watched Stranger Things on Netflix last night.

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reverse stranger

When you sit on your dick, then give your self a handjob. It makes it feel like you're giving someone else a handjob.

I was tired of the same old wank, so I gave my self a reverse stranger

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