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lightening rod

A cocaine laced joint

Come smoke this lightening rod with us and get F'ed up

by hannah1985 March 17, 2009

21πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


johnny rods

A device used by a gynecologist for examining patients.

Dr.Bush instructed Ms.Cherry to relax & place her legs upon the johnny rods.

by Springer94 July 5, 2007

21πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Lightning rod

While barefoot, drag your feet through thick carpet, and then touch the tip of your erect penis to the vaginal lips of your partner, creating a static shock.

I gave this chick the lightning rod by accident and she freaked out.

by Dan Rich, courtesy of Joe Grecz January 28, 2006

58πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


rod of correction

A penis, the male sexual organ.

Hail thee Rod of Correction,
You have our affection,
To you we show predilection,
Hail thee Rod of Correction

by Iblisatan January 21, 2007

83πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


Rod Liddle

Rhyming slang for a 'piddle'.

"Hang around, will you, I'm desperate for a Rod Liddle."

by GlenDragon April 17, 2009

20πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Lightning Rod

Somebody who takes the heat for everybody else. A scapegoat; a boogeyman.

Portnoy: β€œSome would say you’re the lightning rod. Would you agree?”
Trump: β€œSometimes it’s for a purpose.”

by JesusIsKing8 July 27, 2020

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


rod smoker

Someone who sucks dick on a regular basis. A dirty slapper, a person who likes to smoke bone.

Look at becky over there, flirting again. she s such a rod smoker!

by stwatty June 15, 2014