lightening rod

A cocaine laced joint

Come smoke this lightening rod with us and get F'ed up

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johnny rods

A device used by a gynecologist for examining patients.

Dr.Bush instructed Ms.Cherry to relax & place her legs upon the johnny rods.

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Lightning rod

While barefoot, drag your feet through thick carpet, and then touch the tip of your erect penis to the vaginal lips of your partner, creating a static shock.

I gave this chick the lightning rod by accident and she freaked out.

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rod of correction

A penis, the male sexual organ.

Hail thee Rod of Correction,
You have our affection,
To you we show predilection,
Hail thee Rod of Correction

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Rod Liddle

Rhyming slang for a 'piddle'.

"Hang around, will you, I'm desperate for a Rod Liddle."

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Lightning Rod

Somebody who takes the heat for everybody else. A scapegoat; a boogeyman.

Portnoy: “Some would say you’re the lightning rod. Would you agree?”
Trump: “Sometimes it’s for a purpose.”

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rod smoker

Someone who sucks dick on a regular basis. A dirty slapper, a person who likes to smoke bone.

Look at becky over there, flirting again. she s such a rod smoker!