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Abraham Lincoln Elementary School, located in Glen Ellyn IL. Changes so often you think it has an identity crisis. And with a field no bigger than a paper plate. People don't even know how the school system works, they just say "okay then," and move on. And bullies farther than the eye can see. When one gets caught bullying someone the victim also gets blamed for some strange reason. And by the book teachers who knows the material as much as you do. The school is also filled with raging kids who get really mad when someone calls them dumb. And the swear filter blocks out stupid words like, stupid. And the two teacher system confuses all of us too folks. And fake boy girl relationships that kids just brag to there friends about. In a nutshell it's Ohio State Reformatory minus the jail cells.
Mom- Girls are you ready to go to pris- I mean Abraham Lincoln Elementary School?
Girl 1: Mom where are you sending us to?
The smartest guy you will ever meet in your life. He is very tekky at football and great at video games like FIFA. People like him come once in a lifetime!
Person 1: Damn, I just got thrashed on FIFA
Person 2: I bet it was Edwin Abraham, he’s insane
The smartest guy you will ever meet in your life. He is a baller at soccer and is great at FIFA and almost every other game he will play! Great taste in music. You will never encounter another person like him ever again.
Person 1: Brooo, I just got thrashed on Fifa
Person 2: Yoo I bet it was Edwin Abraham he is insane
Person 1: kills himself
Person 2: relax dude it’s just a game dude take it easy man
-is my name
And with my pen I wrote the same
I wrote in both hast and speed
and left it here for fools to read
- Abraham Lincoln
One of the most open-minded presidents, especially near the end of his tenure.
Abraham Lincoln hated the Confederacy until John Wilkes Booth opened his mind.
A type of masturbation where you shoot a load on the back of someone's head and run out of the theater before they notice.
Bro I just Abraham Lincoln'd that guy!
A statue people hail like a chief while they try and get all the Confederate ones removed. Washington owned slaves and so far nobody has suggested demolishing Washington monument or Mount Rushmore, it would almost seem like terrorism, so what's with the double standard against one kind of statue or monument and not the other?
People treat Abraham Lincoln's statue like the HNIC while they don't respect any symbol of the Confederacy or think it has any right to be there. What's with the double standard, when did one become so good and the other so bad? When the first updated editions of history books were written in 1866?