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People who post, like, comment, and chat way too much and are online 24/7
Facebooker 1: "Man did you see my status?"
Facebooker 2: "Yea and I saw that girl liked and commented on it."
Facebooker 1: "Oh I know she is such a facebook abuser.."
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When you spill, tip over, shake up, or waste a beer.
Crap, i just dropped my beer, "dude alcohol abuse."
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A person or group within a similar orientation who abuse their entitled rights to benefit themselves.
(Diane returns to the office after spending 3 weeks with her family in Hawaii. However, she forgets how staying away from work changes her.)
Chris: Hey! Did you enjoy your visit?
Diane: Yes, thank you.
Chris: Ok, there's some leftover coffee on the desk. Just make sure you don't wear that in front of the boss.
Diane: Excuse me?
Chris: Well, you know how he gets when he sees us wearing hats?
Diane: Are you gender shaming me??
Chris: No no, I didn't mea-
(Diane rips her hat off and throws it into the trash.)
Diane: THERE, HAPPY??
Chris: Diane, you need to calm down! Do you want to-
Boss: What's going on here?
Diane: He's gender shaming me!
Boss: Chris, you know we don't tolerate that behavior here. You know as well as I that she's able to do as much as you.
Chris: Yes I know, I was simply trying to help her.
Diane: He was judging me by what I wear!
Boss: You know Chris, for the past five years you've worked with this woman, and you've always been giving her a lot of crap. It was getting better, but now that I'm hearing it again, I think you deserve a break too. You're fired, Chris.
Immediately after Chris departed, the boss gave Diane the manager position.
In the end, privilege abuse allowed Diane to succeed. No one was ever able to stop her. With his reputation ruined, Chris fell into a deep depression and eventually committed suicide.
However, not all ended well for Diane. She had a hard time controlling her power and caused the whole company to collapse
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To use a person for sex who believes the sex implies a relationship and affection, while never intending to pursue anything past getting sex. AKA "love them and leave them."
From the Rick James' song, Fire And Desire:
Love them and leave them
That's what I used to do
Use and abuse them...
I wasn't very nice, you know
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A person who, when chatting with text over the internet, will almose always respond to something with "lol". This person also doesn't think through what is being said.
Fred Says: Wow, tomorrow's social studies test is going to be queer
John Says: lol
Fred says: Hahah, this is a funny pic
(Imagine a link to a funny pic here)
Fred Says: lol
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When someone beats there meat too much, or has there meat beaten to much
Boyfriend:MY COCK IS RAW!
Girlfriend: Why?
Boyfriend: CUZ YOUR A COCK ABUSER
Texas law defines "Abuse unit" thus (Health and Safety Code, Title 6, Subtitle C, Chapter 481, Subchapter A, Section 481.002):
(A) except as provided by Paragraph (B):
(i) a single unit on or in any adulterant, dilutant, or similar
carrier medium, including marked or perforated blotter paper, a
tablet, gelatin wafer, sugar cube, or stamp, or other medium that
contains any amount of a controlled substance listed in Penalty
Group 1-A, if the unit is commonly used in abuse of that
substance; or
(ii) each quarter-inch square section of paper, if the adulterant,
dilutant, or carrier medium is paper not marked or perforated into
individual abuse units; or
(B) if the controlled substance is in liquid or solid form, 40 micrograms
of the controlled substance including any adulterant or dilutant.
The most well-known substance in "Penalty Group 1-A" is LSD. The term "Abuse unit" is used in order to fairly prosecute possession or manufacture of drugs that are usually dosed with blotter paper (and other hard-to-measure mediums).
"Bro—Kady just boofed five abuse units of LSD!"