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A roblox that used to be a good RPG game where you adopt kids but now its more like scam me or Pay for me since young kids don't know better than to get scammed and if you don't spend robux on the game, you are technically a noob in that game.
Friend: Can I borrow some robux?
Me: Sorry, I spent it all on adopt me
Friend: Well can I have the pets?
Me: I got scammed again
Friend: you stupid MF
A game where kids spend $1000 with their mom's credit card on virtual pets, and the game that broke ROBLOX entirely. The game was meant for kids to be adopted but then turned into a game with scammers and pay-to-win things.
Hey can you play Adopt Me with me? I'm gonna spend $20000 with my mum's credit card.
No, spend your money on something that's not this garbage. You're gonna get scammed in 10 minutes.
Pet: dude your hand stinks drop me
luisgamercool23: ok *throws to river*
in this conclusion, adopt me bruh
ollie adoption day is the day my cat oliver got adopted, please make it a national holiday. August 3rd! Please make oliver famous he is really fat and cute:)
-GUYS GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS, IT IS OLLIE ADOPTION DAY
-HAPPY OLLIE ADOPTION DAY
Adopted fortnite costume is a derogatory way of saying that you don’t belong, or that you are out of style. It is a very popular phrase in gaming, but don’t get hurt if someone calls you an adopted fortnite costume because the person saying it is typically just as bad as the victim.
“Kid you’re such an adopted fortnite costume!”
You get to sexually harass your adoptive mother.
And she can't do anything about it until after new years.
Ruin her fucking Christmas in a good way!
Hey moma~ wanna go to the bedroom and maybe.. ya know.. rock it?
It's seduce Your Adoptive Mom week~
Ur nans adoption paper is a sacred text which no one shall grasp
What’s that scared text? Oh it’s ur nans adoption paper