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aggravated affection

Where you are majorly irritated/upset about the naively-stupid action of someone whom you love to death, and so instead of hollering at him, you merely grab him in an aggressively-strong bear-hug and plant a hard smacking kiss on his mouth, then ears-smokingly shove him out of your way and storm off to correct whatever fiasco that he created by his well-meaning-but-horrendously-inappropriate actions caused, such as misusing soap/detergent, oil, water, etc. so that it ruined/soiled something that wasn't supposed to have contact with said fluid. Classic example: where Estelle Getty uses assorted household chemicals and warm water to launder Sylvester Stallone's service-pistol --- and in so doing washes all the bluing off --- in the comedy-farce, "Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!"

I sometimes get really exasperated with my wife when she tries to repair or clean/tidy up my stuff, not realizing that some of the items cannot be processed or handled in an "everyday" manner. I know that she always means well, though, of course, so after she plaintively informs me that she was "just trying to help", I always use aggravated affection to deflect/diffuse my fury... I just near-crushingly squeeze her in a major massive "noisy" lip-lock (i.e., "Oh --- MMMMMMMMWUH!!!") before fumingly stomping off to try to undo whatever disaster she caused... hey, it ain't HER fault if she doesn't realize that you don't use Windex to clean a desk-phone!

by QuacksO October 31, 2018


pointless affection

Giving your emotional attention to someone with a heart of stone.

I guess I was giving pointless affection for a long time.

by howeverlongitgoeson January 15, 2010


Sink Affective Disorder

Intrusive thoughts or mental illness symptoms experienced as a result of being left alone with your thoughts for too long while washing dishes in a restaurant or other commercial foodservice workplace.

Today the Sink Affective Disorder got to me, I couldn’t stop thinking about all these embarrassing things I did years ago when I was doing the dishes!

by kurvature July 21, 2023


Affectant

Those who are affected or people who are affected

The affectant are reaching the masses

by Imoogi September 3, 2022


Amari Affect

Where a man acts so out of the ordinary and cartoon like that his peers cannot physically take him seriously, no matter how serious the situation is.

She just keeps laughing at him, bro got the Amari Affect.

by WhoppaWitDaChoppa July 23, 2023


Placebo Affect

The look on your face when somebody is talking about something you don't care about, but you want to seem interested.

He was prattling on about CrossFit during our date, so I had to give him the placebo affect since he's so hot and I heard he's hung.

by paramedico987 July 16, 2017


Fetsch Affect

The Fetsch effect as described in the dictionary is when someone thinks they are so high and mighty that they begin to treat everyone like shit and think they are “up” when in reality it is opposite, they are down

Mary has been acting strange lately I think she might have the Fetsch Affect

by CSmith29 October 12, 2023