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Investing Aggressively

1. Committing as little as possible to a situation
2. Making a covert exit from a place or situation

Originated in the Silicon Valley tech scene when companies are bluffing prior to a market exit in order to increase asset value or simply to stop staff brain drain prior to an asset sale. It is an ironic phrase, intended to mean the exact opposite.

See also Doublespeak, sarcasm, cynicism. Not to be confused with the common misuse of irony

1. โ€œWe expect to lose money in Southeast Asia and expect to invest aggressively in terms of marketing, subsidies etc,โ€

D. Khosrowshahi - Feb 2018. Uber sells March 2018

2. "You turning up to the boss' party on Saturday?"
"I plan on 'investing aggressively' in the optional company social this weekend..."

by IronicIsntIronyAlanis May 16, 2018


aggressively cumming

The act of cumming in a very aggressive manor. Not to be mistaken with calmly cumming

OH MY GOD IM AGGRESSIVELY CUMMING

by poperoni304 September 17, 2023


Cute Aggression

Aggression from the cause of something so cute.

Older Sister: You're so cute! -hugs very tightly-
Younger sister: I think you have Cute Aggression on me.

by Essiela April 10, 2022

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pepper aggressive

when someone is being a bitch, but not enough to call them salty.

man, rory has been really pepper aggressive lately

by roarwry June 12, 2017


Aggressive Bottoming!

Being a gay man or having a extremely tight asshole. while having something in your asshole and breaking it. Such as snapping a dick

Damn that was some Aggressive bottoming! last night-(dakotah)-I can't believe you broke my dick. Ash- I don't think we can do that for awhile

by Lil_kreamy February 2, 2023


Aggressive Canoodling

Aggressive forms of PDA including but not limited to wrestling, kickboxing, and aggressive elbowing. Also See aggressive cuddling.

There's this couple in the library that's been engaging in aggressive canoodling and it's extremely uncomfortable to watch.

by ksajevpawienfpaewifhewipu November 13, 2017


aggressive graping.

the act whrere you forcefully insert ones cat tail up ones said anus and yell at the top of your voice din din and the cat viscously attacks your ballsack.

stephen: DIN DIN ME ME

cat: *meow, wawamwasmaw*

michael: wow, you had a serious session of aggressive graping. didnt you son

by the unknown character. May 10, 2011

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