Alfie Seamens 'Alfraud' is quite the chappy one would say he is 2 the chappy due to his size but not only his physical size but his heart size is astronomical. This might bring up some health concerns in the future, but at least he has got his humour right?
Alfie Seamens makes a joke
Everyone: Silent
He’s the funniest mother fucker you will in the world make any situation better and all round grate guy
Alfie smith is very funny
small ginger prick who eats anus you dog now meow for me kitten UwU
person 1: NIGGER
alfie hazzard :NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
A rather large man who kicks people from the gc when they get annoyed, usually a person from sittingbourne with greasy hair. On the weekends he wakes up at 3 oclock and goes to bed at 9.
Person 1: What does Mr Birling act like
Person 2: Alfie Pearce
Person 1: Must be fat then
An absolute unit who is more commonly known as the uk’s top shagger .
Alfie lord is such a beast
Name of someone who is very intelligent and a very good lucking man
Who can hate Alfie martin