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Alfie Seamens

Alfie Seamens 'Alfraud' is quite the chappy one would say he is 2 the chappy due to his size but not only his physical size but his heart size is astronomical. This might bring up some health concerns in the future, but at least he has got his humour right?

Alfie Seamens makes a joke
Everyone: Silent

by Alfie Lover January 29, 2022


Alfie smith

He’s the funniest mother fucker you will in the world make any situation better and all round grate guy

Alfie smith is very funny

by Some guy who knows all January 5, 2022


Alfie Hazzard

small ginger prick who eats anus you dog now meow for me kitten UwU

person 1: NIGGER
alfie hazzard :NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

by HarrySmi August 6, 2024


Alfie Pearce

A rather large man who kicks people from the gc when they get annoyed, usually a person from sittingbourne with greasy hair. On the weekends he wakes up at 3 oclock and goes to bed at 9.

Person 1: What does Mr Birling act like

Person 2: Alfie Pearce

Person 1: Must be fat then

by MROKWOK February 21, 2024


Alfie lord

An absolute unit who is more commonly known as the uk’s top shagger .

Alfie lord is such a beast

by The beast 174 November 23, 2021


Alfie Martin

Sexy guy 5000

Is that Alfie Martin
Yes , hes so sexy

by KoolKid6996 January 30, 2024


Alfie martin

Name of someone who is very intelligent and a very good lucking man

Who can hate Alfie martin

by A1233 July 2, 2022