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When you are able to cheat on your girlfriend multiple times and get away with it.
I pulled an Alfie Withers last night. I got to finger a minor!!!
Soulmates two people who will always find there way back to eachother
Alfie and izzy are so adorable and are definitely soulmates
Alfie Turner is a very small man with a massive penis , some would say ginormous
“Holy shit look Alfie Turner’s massive wang”
Like so he is kinda cool, funny, nice and gentle. Has a normal sized shlong
Alfie Seamens 'Alfraud' is quite the chappy one would say he is 2 the chappy due to his size but not only his physical size but his heart size is astronomical. This might bring up some health concerns in the future, but at least he has got his humour right?
Alfie Seamens makes a joke
Everyone: Silent
Alfy is a BIG guy with a MONSTER GYAT and humongous breast
Alfy❤, he is so CUTE 😍💋 and he is a REAL Gyat MONSTER👀🥵🤤!!!
Alfie is gangster and will roll anyone. He is mostly a short person but he has a massive egg plant and he is very good looking. Also very funny.
Don't mess with Alfie Hill he will shin you over. Alfie Hill is overall gangster