the cheat code that god didnt intend to work
teacher: how do i turn the volume up
student: press alt+F4
teacher: ok
teacher 5 seconds later: ADHUGWJAGSCYTHFDGSCDHIUATYWTHFCDHCYUDJVGFJCYTSDYSGCEUFXJWSEYRJFCSJHDGCJJHSGGCGHFHSJDGHSCJDGSVGHDSXCGDSXGHHSDJHSGCJVFDJHXGDHDKJFHDYSJKHDGJYFHJK
The practice of using alternative accounts to farm rare starting items in an online video game to be transferred to a single account.
I did some alt farming and got tons of gems really quickly!
The butt, specifically in regards to hetero anal sex
Baby, tonight I want it in my alt vag.
fell off after Alt... some say he still cries about it today. slaves away in the ioN bunker under command of ioN Shawn. tuck is a cool guy though with lots of money
iโm a s*ck f**k, my name is Alt Tuck!
1st definition: The supporting of proven false information as factual regardless of evidence or reality.
2nd definition(slang): Delusional thinking, undeterred by fact, convinced that the lies of themselves or others are true.
3rd definition (group): Those who support such delusional or non-factual thinking.
The president of an unnamed country believes an alt-truth media outlet like InfoWars offers actual facts.
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The elite news media that takes on some cause and relentlessly mourns the topic that is of significance only to the elites
CNN reporters who cannot take off their mourning Garb while "Celebrating" Hilary's defeat- the ALT-BRight
The ALT-Bright FOX reporters who cannot just stop finding a "Rational angle" for every nonsensical tweet ejaculated by Trump
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The cruel way to convince noobs at any random game or the teacher in a class that isn't computers
Teacher: How do I turn off autopsy?
Kid#1: Press Alt+F4 and hold both
Teacher: *Does it*
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