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Stupid deluded neeks, they don't think of or know of any other country, they have the energy of set 8 year 7s, they're the laughing stock of the world and they think people llike them. Their accents are the most annoying thing I've ever heard like what is "wader" "dood" and they think they can talk when their country is ran by a racist orange rapist...yikes no, please take several seats and go eat a burger. They are all pussios and use guns and cant fight.
Some random american nitty-you wouldnt last a day in america doood, ya'll will get shawt dawg
Every other sane person-Americans are tapped.
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By what i've readen here the most of Americans are sleazy and pederast guys and dopes.
Guy#1: Do you like sex, alcohol and drugs?
Yankee: Yes, I'm American.
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a person who, judging by all the other comments, doesn't appreciate funny stereotypes.
non-american: all americans are fat.
american: what? i'll going to shot you with my gun whilst eating this burger and send you to hell with the devil!
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1. Anyone born in the american continent (americas)
2. citizen of a beautiful country located between Mexico and Canada.
3. A way of thinking, good in the sense that itdrives indutrious, hard working disciplined people. Bad in that it also limits understanding of other cultures and suppresses interest in learning other things different.
Americans are great people, I have traveled all over their country's vast and beautiful territory, they are kind and in general happy to live their lives, patriotic and proud of their country as they should be. The first love of my life was an american girl incredibly smart and stunningly beautiful.They have a strong culture and traditions.
The problem is that alot of americans have earned the abd reputation they have nowadays. They are ignorant and too arogant to learn or acknowledge their mistakes. A lot of american tourists are rude condescending and filthy. Many travel on spring break to other countries to piss on their cultures, soil their beaches and offend the locals.
yes It is the money spent in these countries by americans that help the host countries economy in some cases it's the main source of income for many families but that doesn't give them the right to just go around raping culture.They come to restaurants and order food that's not on the m,enu or are allergic to coriander or nuts!
A lot of americans also have the silly idea that god has blessed them in particular, little do they realise that god has left mankind a long time ago and he has no favourites.
They also have wierd concepts like "terrorism", "personal space","jesus camp".
In general they are very smilar to other countries but they have a wierd society structure, problems in highschools, bullying so tough that it causes kids to shoot each other. They are culturaly very diverse but their different ethnic groups tend to alienate themselves.
They have all this food and they waste so much, they think of the darndest things like all you can eat restaurants that for less than 10 bucks you can eat all kinds of food, dteaks, prawns, chicken, pizza, salads desserts and yet they will take a few bites out of one plate and then go for a different one and all that food is just thrwn away in the end.
they do funny things like elect terminator for governor.
Americans are hated all over thanks world for what their government has done to every single country . Let it be the wars and bombings or the econnomical invasion with the transantionals that force countries to buy american products instead of their own. The insaciable thirst for oil, the unilateral "free" trade agreements and so on.
I like americans, I've lived in the US on various occations and the americans i know will always be good friends of mine, they are people that love other countries as well and respect different cultures. Yes, many didn't know the names of the canadian and mexican presidents or in what year columbus discovered america or what really happened in ww1 and ww2 but that doesn't make them bad people.
In particular I will always remember my first love: Azure.
p.s. In a way you have to understand that they are arrogant because they have a bit of an identity problem, they come from all over the world, they don't know anything about the world and their country doesn't even have a real name.
Ex 1:
person1:Damian is a cool guy, a bit strange but he is alright.
person2:He's got a bit of an accent, Where's he from?
person1:He's american.
person2: Really? never would've guessed, he is pretty fucking cool.
Ex2:
person1: those american bastards are pissing on the beach!!
person2: yes, they are the same ones that were treating the waitress at the hotel like shit yesterday.
person1: let's go kick their ass!
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If you are american you incredibly awesome.
Americanism can not be replaced with any other nationality. You have to be pure bred american in order to be as incredibly awesome as all other americans
That kid is soooo cool, he must be american.
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Usually an American is a moderately intelligent person (usually associated with the U.S.A.) who lacks all common sense of self fault. Arrogant most of the time and feels that their country is better than all else (even though they are coming close to an end as a nation) I know this very well because I am an "American" though at many times i prefer the term individual.
When Obama passes this health bill, american's which have an inability to admit fault, will drastically shorten the time left of their nation.
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To take something that was designed in another country or area and redesign or remanfacture to accept american standard units of measure or fit more closely to the stereotypical american mindset.
1. This tractor only accepts a fuel pump that has to ship from overseas and is twice the price of an american replacement.
"Let's Americanize that shit!!"
2. We need to Americanize these flanges because the valves from europe are crap.
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