Ankle Shoulders

nice broad shoulders for a girl to throw her ankles on during certain sexual positions

Kierra: ooh look at the body on him

Tatiana: yes girl he has nice ankle shoulders too. Nice and broad

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Ugg Ankle

A common medical side effect of wearing Ugg Boots where the the ankle joint becomes crooked turning to the inside (eversion strain).

WHOA that girl has go a serious case of Ugg ankle, it doesn't help that she is 300lbs.

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Broken Ankle

An ankle that is broke.

Guy 1: *ankle snaps*

Guy 2: Dude, it looks like you have a broken ankle.

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Ankle Biters

Ridiculously tight legged jeans. Another term for skinny jeans. They were most commonly worn by people belonging to the "punk" genre back when punk WAS actually punk. Now can be found on almost every femininely slender legged teen.

Evan: WOW! now those are some seriously tight ankle biters Todd. Are you really gonna try and tell me those are comfortable to wear?

Todd: Gotta look good for my (insert genres of music some asshole mashed together) gig tonight. Gonna be some hot ladies there that I'm gonna try and hook up with!!

Evan: Um....when they're 16 and under we call them "girls", not "ladies" Todd.

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Ankle sniff

During the love making process when a women is on her back and her stocking feet or high-heeled shoes are extended into the air whereas you can turn to smell the perfume on her stockings.

Man: Your ankles smell great!
Women: Its all for you baby, ankle sniff away.

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Soggy Ankles

The condition that happens when you go for a piss but don't want touch your cock. You manoevre it out of your pants without touching it and don't hold it in your hand. The problem occurs when you don't do the three shakes and the piss then rolls down your leg when you get your cock back in your pants.

Ah shit Brian, I just did a no touch cock piss and now have soggy ankles

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ankle insurance

a type of insurance one would purchase before a game of basketball for when one is guarding a player who will "break ones' ankles" by crossing one up (changing direction) so hard that one falls over due to the sudden change in movement. this refers to the fact that ones' ankles have been "broken" like another bone in ones' body would be, hence the need for insurance.

see ankle breaker for more info on the act of breaking ones' ankles

Kobe: I gotta guard Curry today
LeBron: Shit dude you better get some ankle insurance

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