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A lie used when you want to look cool in front of your friends/peers under pressure.
Panic Lie: Saying you love a girl but telling your friends, who think she is ugly, that you don't really feel her
My therapist told me that I don’t lie (make things up that aren’t true). She said that I lie by omission. I don’t talk about important things because of my shame. I don’t talk about things that truly occurred because I fear the emotions that will surface.
She attended the wedding and simply responded “It was beautiful.” She told a lie by omission when she did not mention that there were many unpleasant occurrences.
A story, that at the start seems to be true, but as it progresses becomes more and more unbelievable, usually ending in a joke. Overexposure to lie-tales can give a groups of people very distorted views of reality.
Bloke 1 - So i went to chippy the other day, asked for a small bag of chips, woman said "that will be 79", so i said "well you can fuck off if you are going to count them"
Bloke 2 - Fuck off blagging my head with your lie-tales
A pickup line that is a complete lie.
That pickup line was so untrue, it’s a pickup lie.
To be so wrapped up in your own sarcasm that you forget the truth; To inadvertently lie due to overwhelming sarcasm; blur the line between truth and sarcasm
"I can't tell if I'm being sarcastic anymore, I may have told a Swansonian lie" sarcasm lie
The definition of "fuck lie" is where somebody is lying to you, and you know that they are lying to you, and you ask them
"did you steal money out of my wallet" and they say "no?"
Did you pull a "fuck lie" on me?
An inside term used among women to describe having faked an orgasam during an unsatisfactory sexual encounter.
Yeah, I had to take a lie-Agra last night. The guy just couldn't get it done.