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Ur bum hole which has fallen apart during a huge shit inwhich u push so hard ur anus come out.
Ohh shit my bum hole, I’ve got a prolapsed anus
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A Hummingbird Anus is when the end of a joint is rolled so tight that it quickly becomes wet and unsmokable.
I'm not getting anything, it's tighter than a hummingbird anus
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beads inserted into the anus..usually for pleasure..beads strands can range from 4feet to 25 feet long...used by lesbians and gay men...or people who would like beads inserted into their anus...one should take caution while using anus beads...remove them slowly not like starting a lawnmower...
{anus beads}
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grand champion, and supreme master of the anus
when i had a life threatning anus disease, i went to seek help from the anus master. i had to travel for many months into the mountains, but i at last found his temple. i approached his throne and told him of my problems, then he just nodded and i felt a great sensation deep in my rectum. then i felt calm and i was at last cured.
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when you're waiting for a chick to come over and bang her.
ohh nicee nicee, i wish anus arrival would come faster..
Often happens after a case of hemorrhoids; Squirrel Anus is a condition under which your sphincter closes extremely tight, so much so that once you begin a bowel movement, your feces are small acorn shaped nuggets.
My wife yelled at me for being in the bathroom for forty minutes this morning. Little did she know that I had the squirrel anus.
During the act of anal sex the giver pulls out of the taker just before his sweet release. He then shoots his load all over the takers anus and proceeds to spackle the jism around the butthole making it look like a freshly glazed danish.
Due to my recent diagnosis of type 2 diabetes I now satisfy my sweet tooth my giving out anus danishes.