AP elbow

Synonymous to "tennis elbow," AP elbow is the extreme pain one feels in the elbow after the writing section of an AP exam. This is typically the result of writing three essays in two hours or four essays in 100 minutes.

After the AP English Lit test, I had major AP elbow.

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AP Euro

Hell on earth. Basically you spend an entire year trying to force-feed yourself utter bullshit on Europe's history for the last 700 years. But even that is futile, because you can't retain anything specific from Europe's 920739474+ wars and will fail practically every test. You took it for the "prestigious AP title" but you just ended up fucked sideways by the entire course. It's the bane of your existence as well as your GPA.

AP Euro Student 1: Did you read last night for the quiz today?

AP Euro Student 2: Are you kidding me? No! I haven't opened that book in such a long time. I gave up.

AP Euro Student 1: Me too! High-five!

*Both high-five while sobbing because they are inevitably going to fail*

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Ape

Pussy blood nigga that don’t jack shit and scared of Ky loc and body is mad pussy

Is that a ape nigga Run down

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AP English

All you need to know are:
rhetorical compostion and rhetorical analysis.
It proves how much you'll waste your time in that class.

Kid 1: What do you learn in AP English?
Kid 2: rhetorical compostion and rhetorical analysis
Kid 1: What's that?
Kid 2: I don't know, that's why I failed the exam.

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fat ape

a very clueless person who is often idiotic. They love sugar and cake and are often fat. They are best friends with dumbos and sisters with a stupid idiot. They are destined to be a elf, astronaut, a ballerina and a mom. They are pretty awesome but not as awesome as dumbos. They try crossfit but fall a lot.

Person 1: Hey Fat Ape

Person 2: Hi Dumbo
Person 2: I hope you die
Person 2: It is likely afterall, I am a fat ape

ape of shames

Nothing can change the ape of shames to come. Political extremists often act in a subhuman manner and project shame onto opponents.

Nothing can change the ape of shames to come.

Ape Day

A celebratory holiday for all things ape-related, specifically for the celebration of apes themselves. (Not to be confused or conflated with Monkey Day)

June 27 is Ape Day!