You must have a runny nose

Sarcastically said to imply that it's recipient has been masterbating a lot, due to the extordinary amount of tissues in a trashcan nearby.

Also includes but is not limited to: paper towel, napkins, toilet paper, wash clothes, and handkerchiefs.

Jack: Yo I was so productive today

John: *notices a lot of tissues in trashcan* Yeah I'll bet. You must have a runny nose!

Jack: Haha bro I'm not sick!

John: Well then stop killing trees you wanker! *points to trashcan*

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Have You Eaten?

This is a question typically asked by Nigerians to show care or pretend to worry about your 'stomach'. The question 'have you eaten?' is sometimes met with silence, heavy sigh, or a lie. And If the reply is 'I haven't eaten', there is a chance you will hear 'Go and cook na'.

The question could also suggest strong term of endearment.

The phrase is exactly what you get If someone likes you

It's also an annoying question we love to hear, even though we act like we don't

Three words that have lost their originally intended meaning

A serious inquiry that should not be taken seriously

Boy: Have you eaten?
Girl: Why are you asking?

Boy: I care about you.

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At least you don't have gangrene

Really puts things in perspective.

'Man, I can't believe I got a D on my algebra test...'

'Hey, at least you don't have gangrene.'

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You don't have to come and confess

an expression used to tell someone that
A) "you dont have to tell me"
B) "even though you wont admit it, youre full of shit"

originates with Antoine Dodson's line "You don't have to come and confess, (we lookin' for you, we gon' find you.)"

Example A) Reporter: Would you say what you did was heroic?

Antoine: Hell yeah it was heroic home boy!

Reporter: Amen, you dont have to come and confess on that one brother.

Example B) Intruder: Whoa dude, no way did i just come in that window in order to rape your sister!

Heroic Brother: You don't have to come and confess, home boy!

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have you taped

to have a deep understanding or knowledge of a person

Jackie was wondering if Ronan was thinking of buying her something "sparkley" for Christmas. He knew she was fishing for a ring. "I have you taped" he told her.

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you better have my money

What a pimp says to his ho prior to his departure to ensure that the ho has his money ready upon arrival. If cash is not ready when the pimp arrives, the ho may be subjected to his pimp hand

I'll be there in 5 minutes, you better have money ho

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you should have bought a squirrel

an answer to any question in existance

If you are going to but a house full of pizza for 18 dollars, and you found another deal for 43 dollars, which deal is better?
"you should have bought a squirrel."

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