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9GAG Army

A group of people (faggots) who always browses, comments, and thinks they are funny because of 9GAG, the website who stole materials from other sites (4CHAN, Reddit, Funnyjunk, etc).
They think they are the 'anonymous' and badass of the internet, but they're actually 12 years olds who just discovered internet mee mees

LE 9GAG ARMY XXDDDD
UMAD BRO LE XDXDXD
WE ARE LE LEGUN, WE ARE LE ANOMUS
WE DO SUK LE COK, WE DO NOT SUK LE VAG
EXCEPT LE US XDDDDD
LE COOL STORY BRO

by Anonymous Surfer January 10, 2013

535๐Ÿ‘ 122๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cornish Army

The Cornish Army was first used in combat in 1497, during the Cornish Rebellion. A blacksmith and a lawyer managed to raise an army of 15,000 men and marched into Devon, conquering it, relatively unopposed. Wells, Winchester, Bristol, and Salisbury were taken, though while in Taunton they suffered a slight hiccup when a tax commissioner was murdered, but apart from this one incedent the march was referred to as, 'without any slaughter, violence or spoil of the country'. They tried to rally the 'volatile men of Kent*' to their cause, but the Kentishmen had decided that what was going on was too far away to concern them. This disheartened a number of the Cornish troops, who decided to call it quits and went home. The remainder of the forces decided to take on the King (Henry VII). They arrived at Guildford and awaited the retaliation of the Crown. They were attacked by a meager force of 500 mounted spearmen, which they promptly defeated. The Cornish army then moved in on London and the Royal Family barricaded themselves in the Tower of London, whilst the rest of the city began to panic. At Blackheath the Cornish set up their final camp and prepared for 'The Battle Of Deptford Bridge' (located in south-east London).
The Cornish army had by this point around 12,000 troops, while the King had a whooping 25,000. The battle lasted about half a day and ended with the defeat of the Cornish.
Wouldn't it have been interesting if they had won?

*Home of the Peasants' Revolt of 1381.

The Cornish Army was quite cool... for the 15th Century.

by Emperor Francis I January 6, 2007

21๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Army Brat

Acronym used to describe children whose parents are career military personnel:

B - being
R - relocated
A - all (the)
T - time

Jame has trouble building lasting relationships because she is a army brat.

by GrapefruitVine August 2, 2015

37๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Red Army

The armed forces of the Soviet Union from 1917 to 1991.
Formed at the beginning of the Russian civil war in the middle of the First World War.

The initial Red Army wasn't a professional army, made up of armed citizen and white army deserters.
In the 30's it saw a massive armament efforts and modernizations by getting tanks, anti tank weapons, rifles and artillery improvements over the years.

Though numbers were on their side, usually it lacked in strategy and logistics which was proven many times where the poles and the Baltic states managed to repel the the Red Army in the 20's and the Finnish in the late 30's. (though eventually a Soviet victory)

In 1941 it was pushed to it's limits during the Operation Barbarossa, the German invasion of the Soviet Union.
It lost somewhere in between 7.000.000 to 20.000.000 men.
This was mostly due to encirclements and disastrous counter attacks.

By 1943 the Soviets were on equal footing with the Germans in terms of strength and were planning a major offensive.
It also saw the end of the Battle for Stalingrad, the most deadly battle known to history.

The Red Army was the first to arrive in Berlin 1945 and continued to fight proxy wars during the cold war (1945 - 1991).

It was dissolved in 1991 with the collapse of the Soviet Union and became the Armed Forces of Russian Federation.

(Know that there is also the Chinese Red Army which still is in service to this day as the CCP, Chinese Communist Party, is still in power)

The Red army managed to recover in 1941, which many considered impossible after the losses it took in June and July.

by Shaw358 December 31, 2019

27๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Army Men

Army Men are a simple,green plastic that is molded into little
army men. These were first made out of metal until they were
then made of plastic. These can be bought at most toy stores,
hobby shops,and markets. They are often used in a sandbox
and out-door areas. Most of the Army Men sets include
2 Tanks,40-60 Army Men,2 Rock Walls,2 flags,
12 rocks,and some trees. The two basic teams
are tan and green.

My friends and I lit army men on fire.

by Butt314 February 26, 2007

61๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Emily's Army

Kick ass punk band from Oakland California. Named after a good cause. Check them out on myspace.
The End.

:)

Emily's Army.

by Zivmaster June 24, 2009

87๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Army of the Pharaohs

Also called AOTP is hip hop supergroup created by Vinnie Paz of Jedi Mind Tricks in 1998.

The original 5 members included: Vinnie Paz, Chief Kamachi, 7L & Esoteric, Virtuoso and Bahamadia, along with JMT producer Stoupe the Enemy of Mankind and released their debut EP/single "The Five Perfect Exertions" b/w "War Ensemble".

In 2006, Virtuoso and Bahamadia was no longer with the group and the group recruited more members making the group formed with the following members: Paz, Kamachi, 7L & Esoteric, Outerspace, Apathy, Celph Titled, Reef the Lost Cauze, Des Devious, Faez One and King Syze. They released their album called "The Torture Papers" on March 21, 2006.

The group now consists of: 7L, Apathy(Demigodz), Celph Titled(Demigodz), Chief Kamachi, Crypt the Warchild (Outerspace), Demoz, Des Devious, Doap Nixon, Esoteric, King Magnetic, Jus Allah, King Syze, Planetary (Outerspace), Reef the Lost Cauze, Vinnie Paz (Jedi Mind Tricks). They released their second album on September 25, 2007 called "The Ritual of Battle".

Army of the Pharaohs is true east coast rap.

by kevz September 24, 2008

149๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž