Bad Ask

For children from the ages 5-17, or anyone who wouldn't like to look immature on Facebook by using curse words, Bad Ask is a way to say Bad Ass politely and so that no one will pass judgement upon your immaturity. Often used to dodge angry parents or teachers at school. Any adjective may be inserted in place of Bad, such as Dumb, Amazing, Bruised, or Sore. Pretty much, this word can be placed anywhere the word ASS would be placed and you can get away with saying it anywhere, anytime. Even in Church.

I'm such a dumb ask, this chick with an absolutely mind-blowing ask was talking to me last night and she offered to let me ram her sexy ask. But I was so drunk offa my fat, white ask that I let it slide out from underneath me! But. I still am a bad ask, check out this hickey I gave myself this morning!

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Didn’t ask

A shitty reply you’ll typically use when you don’t care about what someone said. Either used ironically to be funny, or you actually think others need permission to state what’s on their mind because whatever they said upset you.

Guy 1: I prefer DC over Marvel.
Guy 2: Didn’t ask.

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the person who asked

a mythical person that exists not in our simple understanding for the world, but beyond, out of this realm. No one can find him, he is omnipotent yet nothing. there is currently an ongoing hunt to find the person who asked.

man: yo where the person who asked?
me: idk lol

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Did I ask

A comeback said by mostly middle school boys when they know they have lost an argument but want the last laugh.

Sally: “And therefore, because of evolutionary proof, dinosaurs did in fact once exist.”
Jimmy: “DID I ASK???”

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nowhere near the asking

Any result from a transaction that was disappointing.

Not getting what you wanted or expected from something.

What did you get for the Beemer in the end?

£3 large
Nowhere near the asking then! (Car on sale for £4500)

What was she like on the blowjobs?
Nowhere near the asking - about 6/10
Goose then!
Yeah.

I'm going nowhere near the asking on those Glasto tickets I'd sooner watch it on telly!

Did I ask

The most deadass annoying insult/comeback 9 yr old think there cool when they say it but there not

*convo about something else*
Greg:hey I got a new video game
Timmy:Did i ask
Everyone in the conversation:OHHHHH OHHHHHH

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The guy who asked

A legendary character full of gigachad energy. He is willing to save you from any situation in which no one asked.

Yo bro do you know the guy who asked?