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When a Southerner orders iced tea somewhere outside the south, only to discover that it has alien flavorings in it.
I ordered iced tea in Maine and they gave me this peach-tea crap. Once again, I find myself a victim of iced tea assault.
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Consensual Sexual Assault is when a girl likes to get beat, bite, choked ect. during sex.
Police Officer - "Ma'am, can I ask you where those marks on your neck came from?"
Girl- "My boyfriend"
Police Officer- "That's terrible! Would you like to file a report?"
Girl- "No no no, its okay, his penis was inside me at the time"
Police Officer- "oh I understand, it was consensual sexual assault"
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A Winchester model 1894 .30-30 rifle. This definition was created by the late Colonel Jeff Cooper.
Pansy ass liberals wring their hands and whine about "assault rifles," which, they say, are the favorite weapon of the Crips, the Bloods, and the Pachucos. A pansy ass liberal calls any black, ugly, semiautomatic rifle an assault rifle, which is like calling any black, ugly cat a dog. To keep from getting their pansy asses kicked, many liberals say they don't want to outlaw hunting or legitimate hunting rifles. Virtually all of those liberals will agree that a Winchester 1894 .30-30 is a hunting rifle. So there you have it: A wonderful, fast-shooting, accurate rifle just right for blasting Crips, Bloods, and Pachucos in defense of your home, your family, and yourself. This is the Brooklyn Assault Rifle. Get one today and start cleaning up your neighborhood while fooling your local pansy ass liberals.
Semiautomatic rifles will shoot faster than a Brooklyn Assault Rifle. But your .30-30 is far more accurate. With practice, you can shoot a Winchester 94 with great speed and accuracy.
You'll be able to keep your Brooklyn Assault Rifle after president O'Bama, the Irish Jig, confiscates all your handguns to keep you from hurting yourself when Pachucos invade your home.
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An awesome hardcore band based out of Silver Spring, MD or the painful, brutal, ruthless assault of one's anal cavity.
Rectal Assault was sweet in concert! Yea, that bitches ass was all tore up.
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worse than a shotgun wedding...
I'd rather have a shotgun wedding than an assault rifle wedding.
the halo 3 assault rifle is for n00bs
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Related to term "Buckminsterfullerene":
"This is a word that can be used to confuse other people, or distract them. Also has hilarious results when used in conversation to replace a noun."
Great way to fuck with people. Be careful with fat girls and republicans, young grasshopper. How do you conquer what is already worthless and useless?
See also loatharz.
Biff, while eating a tasty BLT: "I just learned that my mom has end stage renal disease and won't survive without a transplant."
Hungry Doug: "Baltimore these days is all chicken shacks and hair weavers." (Doug steals Biff's BLT while Biff is WTFing)
fat girl: "If you're not busy this weekend, we should have drinks."
verbal ninja: "Baked beans in my ass, trailer mustard in my crotch."
fat girl: "Yum! Pick you up at 8!"
(ninja verbal assault failed)
Republican fuck: "George W. Bush is fantastic."
verbal ninja: (head collapses in on itself at the utterance of such fucking nonsense. The warrior is bested. All your bases are belong to us.)
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Getting it on with your right hand (masterbating)
I was sitting at home, watching golden girls, and decided to giv'r the five finger assault.
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