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Those stupid niggas who fly around your bedroom and shit all over your mirror while eating fish tacos to stink you ages away to the fuck cabin so they can shit in your ass with their poopy dick and descend you to the smelly abyss.
Half-Credit: WWW.COMPASS
My friend encountered the school of autistic stink bugs
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A way to describe terrible sex.
Hannah: How's Barry in bed?
Barbra: It was like the most autistic turtle porn you've ever seen!
Hannah: I'm so sorry for you. :(
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A kids name vj which stands for Vincent junior. The creatures real name is Vincent's pass
Omg that kid vj is autistic cancer down syndrome brain damaged mental
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a dick head guy who just fuckes shit up even when he try to be good
harry you cant do anything right, your such a cock gobbler in the shitter nigger fart dick fucking ass wipe fucktard autistic fucker
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gosh im so glad mentally unstable camels jumping over the autistic sheep got ran over by a dead turtle doing 190 on the highway
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Convenient Autistic Cousin is a (Theoretical) relative, usually between 4-7 year old who is autistic once you tell someone that you are Autistic.
Allistic people attempt to use this theoretical relative as a way of saying "You don't look Autistic (Because there is a stigma about relation between Autistic folk and mental disability)" to either invalidate you or as an incredibly bad attempt to relate to you in some way.
Somehow said Cousin is always male and younger than teenage years. Sometimes might be preceded (or followed by) phrase "You don't look Autistic!". Nobody ever actually has seen the cousin in question, Our Scientists believe said person to be in quantum state where they appear in Allistic mind only when they are faced with reality that the person they talk to is Autistic; and seems to disappear the moment he (Convenient Autistic Cousin) is no longer needed.
"Oh I'm Autistic by the way"
"Oh, you Don't Look Autistic, I have a Convenient Autistic Cousin who is 5 and he doesn't behave like you"
"BRUH"
Segmentation fault (that smart guy)
You really are a fucking autistic retard