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Avengers Level Threat

An exaggerated response to a minor problem.

Mailman walks up to house

Dog: NOW THIS IS AN AVENGERS LEVEL THREAT

by rekcufrehtoM October 20, 2021


the avengers script

The Avengers:
Steve Rogers: What's the matter, scared of a little lightning?
Loki: I'm not overly fond of what follows...
(Thor appears)

Thor: Do not touch me again!
Iron Man: Then don't take my stuff.
Thor: You have no idea what you're dealing with.
Iron Man: Ah, Shakespeare in The Park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?
Thor: This is beyond you, metal man! Loki will face Asgardian justice!
Iron Man: He gives up the Cube, he's all yours. Until then, stay out of the way...TOURIST!
(Thor, angered by the retort, throws his hammer Mjolnir forcefully at Iron Man, sending Iron Man flying back a distance through the forest)

Steve Rogers: Doctor Banner, now might be a really good time for you to get angry.
Bruce Banner: That's my secret, Cap: I'm always angry.
(Banner hulks out and punches the Leviathan)

Iron Man: What else you got?
Clint Barton: Well, Thor's taking on a squadron on Sixth.
Iron Man: And he didn't invite me...

(Iron Man grabs a nuclear missile and routes it to the portal)
Jarvis: Stark, you know that's a one-way trip?
Iron Man: Save the rest for the return, Jay.

(After end credits scene #1)
The Other: Humans... They are not the cowering wretches we were promised. They stand. They are unruly, and therefore cannot be ruled. To challenge them is to court death.
(Thanos rises and smiles)

(After end credits scene #2)
The Avengers eat in silence at a shawarma restaurant.

the avengers script s important

by bucky barnes official January 6, 2022


strongest avenger

The strongest avenger is in fact Thor Odinson as it is shown in Infinity Wat

Dude: Do you know who is the strongest avenger? I think is The hulk
Me: Nah mate, the strongest avenger is Thor Odinson

by Loki of Asgard July 16, 2018


Avengers Shill

Shill of the GOATED game, Marvel’s Avengers.

“I love the Avengers game, I think I’ll become an Avengers Shill!”

by yomamainsidedeeznuts June 2, 2021