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The avocado cracker dong is a level five sex move, so assume you have consent. For this move you are going to need a fairly attractive a peeled avocado a one saltine cracker and of course youre penis.
first have the woman cock your head back and place the cracker in the woman's mouth
then you are going to climb a small ladder and absolutely slam the peeled avocado into the woman's mouth. Immediately after you slam said avocado into the woman mouth jump from the ladder with your erect cock and slam youre penis in said woman's mouth. If done correctly the friction between cock, mouth,cracker and avocados make the mans penis ejaculate with extreme force and blow all the avocado out the sides of her mouth.
yo im so horny but i wanna fuck in a creative way
well say no more i just saw a tut on how to do the avocado cracker ding dong.
stuffing semen and guacamole in to vagina
scotty is going to get a messy avocado creampie from those boy scouts
An efficient dick that is naturally abundant in girth pertaining to the shaft and nut sack. The negative being a short length that underwhelms the user.
“Yo’ James how was sex with Dylan? Damn, it was great, he got a real AVOCADO DICK! “
Another Term For Cool As Fuck Coined By Legendary Philosopher Reginald O Cado!
Not To Be Confused With Riggocado!
Yo That Shit Was Riggocado Avocado!
Alternative kid who loves avocado more than anyone else.
Billie Eilish is an avocado child
Someone who is sells marijuana or is a big fan of it and it's legalisation.
From a song by Dr.Reknaw
Matt's such an avocado sandwich advocate, he even grows it.