beaner stache

A dirty moustache aka stache that makes you look real mexicano.

Guy A: Oye ese, shave your beaner stache or I call you pedro.
Guy B: aw shucks

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beaner frat

Hispanic gentlemen that are part of a Greek organization (fraternity) and dress in a "fratty" fashion. Such gentlemen are able to stand out in places like Louisiana, Mississippi, etc because of their attire. People (generally white) wonder how these "brown" kids can dress so well and, by default, be rich. Southern girls experience arousal, and are immediately attracted to them. These gentlemen are usually accompanied by a token white fellow.

St.: "Dude, these bitches are all over my nuts"
Ja. : "I'm telling you, is that "beaner frat" style.

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beaner shield

Using a person(s) of Mexican origin as a human shield during a particularly intense hail of gunfire.

*During an intense barrage of bullets*

Tom: "Get over here Carlos! Beaner shield!"

Carlos: "Hey mang, that's not cool mang!

*Gunfire intensifies*

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Yellow Beaner

A more fun and racist name for the fellow kung fu people called Asians

"Wang Wei is a god damn Yellow Beaner, lets kick his ass" said Johnathan.

Beaner Shtink

1. A really smelly Mexican; 2. A Latin person who smells awful; 3. Describes the stench of someone by comparing them to a Latin person, usually a Mexican

"You smell that beaner shtink over there? Fuck."
"I know, he smells like ass, holy shit"
"How you know what ass smells like?"
"Shut up"

Power Beaner

A Mexican who controls or runs a large industry, city, corporation, or organization.

Oscar DeLaHoya, Antonio Villaraigosa (mayor of Los Angeles), Bill Richardson, Jessica Alba, and Eva Longoria

That Power Beaner, Oscar DeLaHoya, really muscled Don King out of the Las Vegas boxing scene.

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White beaner

When you're white asf but you're parents are Mexican

Valeria is a white beaner. I didn't know she was Mexican.

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