Bad, Mad, and Sad. A term used in gaming for salty players who suck, to imply that they are raging because they are terrible at video games and it looks pathetic.
Neckbeard: OMFG!!!112931 You players are TRASH! Stop ball chasing and learn to rocket boost!
Player: You sat in goal the whole match and can't rocket boost either. BMS.
Beating (my) meat (in my) sleep
“Damn, last night I think I was BMS! It hurts!”
Short for bite my shit or break my scale.
For those who wanna BMS BMS BMS
BMS also known as blue marble syndrome identifies when someone of the willy owner community has bruised balls
she sat on my knee last night in the wrong place and now I have bms
Short for "Butt Measurement System". Used to describe the amount of space in a walkway as a function of the number of butts that could fit across the space. Typically used when referring to the distance between a perimeter countertop and an island countertop in a kitchen. A kitchen walkway should have a 2-butt minimum, but 3-butt is ideal. A 3-BMS space would allow someone to stand at the sink, another person to stand at the stove, and someone else could still pass through the space. Coined by Samir from Celebrity Home Shopping.
This kitchen is pretty small and only a 2 BMS - a 3 BMS kitchen would be ideal.