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A divorced dad bod has a greater BMI than of a dad bod. One great way to separate the dad bods from the divorced dad bods are visible stretch marks. Since divorced men are huskier and more heavy set, they will typically show stretch marks. But men with divorced dad bod, do not fear, for it is a 2 part transformation. After crushing all the beer and Cheetos in the world,following a divorce your body will blow up, but someday you will have an epiphany. You will dream of 6 pack abs and all the honeys in the world surrounding you at the bar. That is when step 2 of the transformation occurs. You will trade in your beer and Cheetos for a gym membership and whey protein. From there, the rest is history.
Arthur: Dude did you see Mark at our 20 year high school reunion?
Karl: Yeah man, Trixy leaving him and taking the kids really took a toll on him.
Arthur: I know, you could tell he was sporting a serious divorced dad bod.
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To have the immaculate body that is only matched by those of Spartans as seen in the movie 300. Basically to be very ripped.
I don't have the GSB (Golden Spartan Bod) like Sergio he works out so much i wish i could be like him so the girls would oggle over me
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A body that is so sexy it still looks good with a fanny pack on it
I'm gonna go work on my fanny pack bod.
"Damn I want some of that ass."
"Seriously?? That guy's wearing a fanny pack."
"So what? He's gotta fanny pack bod."
children of bodom when youre cool
ohmg1! i just saw c-bod live w/ d-tranq and c corpse!!won
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One of the best compliments that you can say to a woman.
Ayo, broski! Jane’s got that Anime mom bod, fr *bites lip gently*
A body type in between beach bod and eating Fritos. A sort of semi fat hourglass shape.
“She has an hour glass shape but she is a bit heavy.”
“Yeah she has the acoustic guitar bod.”
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Find yourself a man with a Dad Bod this December for the holiday season! Give a man with a Dad Bod a chance!
Its Dad Bod December, i dont want a skinny bitch hes all skin and bones!