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When a woman puts a man in spread-eagled (five-point) suspension bondage and titty-fucks him.
Brendon wasn't really into that girl, but then she gave him a sheriff's badge, and he fell in love!
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A characteristic that lets you know that if a certain person is a definite fag, such as having too many pictures of oneself, watching too much Star Wars, or listening to Fall Out Boy.
Person 1: Did you see how many pictures he had of himself?
Person 2: Looks like a fag badge to me.
Person 1: You think so?
Person 2: Yeah, I see it all the time. It's a common one.
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A load of cum worn visibly - most often on the face.
Brother! Why would you suggest, that my girlfriend is cheating on me??
Kemosabe - she swung by the pizzaria yesterday, still wearing the badge of honor on her face!
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To have sex with many people in one night, or when you first lose your virginity you also earn your vag badge, but it gets revoked as time passes where you arent gettin any poon, and it is still acceptable to say you earned your vag badge even if you are not a virgin and you just banged 4 chicks, you dont maintain this vag badge, because if you did, then you could never say:
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A Badge Nazi is a man who masturbates over military badges while cruising military badge forums looking for prey. They most likely have an inferior badge collection to their peers and are predominately single or divorced. The few who have partners have usually brainwashed them. Although they claim to be hetrosexual they like their woman in men's military uniform and will only have sex doggy style. A Badge Nazi never believe's he's wrong but if things don't go to plan or if he feels threatned he'll get his Badge Nazi mates to back him up.
It was only when I disagreed with him that I realised he was a Badge Nazi
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Used to describe the behavior of someone engaging in some activity just to be edgier-than-thou.
She's a girl scout lesbian. Just wants to get the merit badge, rebel enough to make the parents persnickety and then declare her undying love of cock at age 22.
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A badge awarded to anyone who displays flagrant stupidity. Historically it has a picture of Mark Allen, a real fag, on it but that's not always true. The application of this badge can be slapped on the forehead, taped on their back, or stapled to the door to their room. The classic way to apply one is to apply glue to the back of it, point over the suspect's shoulder and say, "look its a squirrel." When they look apply it with a swift smack to the cheek to make sure it sticks.
Crashing two different cars, none of them yours, certainly deserves a Douche Badge.
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