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bagel titties

titties that are small and a little awkward.

what the fuck? thems is some bagel titties

by J-Spin February 2, 2007

29๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bagel Game

when a group of lonely men stand in a circle and commense jerkin their girkin until they all have blown a load...last one to blow must eat the pile of nastiness

Dude...Jeremy totally ate the sauce at the bagel game last night.

by Davey and Ritchie October 17, 2007

28๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


bagel bumping

the act of bumping your bagel with another bagel.

which can be translated to:
rubbing your vagina against another womans vagina

My girlfriend left me and i caught her bagel bumping with my mom!!

by Bushwack babe March 7, 2009

23๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bagel Sex

Someone who, when horny and desperate, uses a bagel (usually microwaved) as a sex toy. They insert their penis into the hole.

'BRB, I'm going to go microwave a bagel and have bagel sex with it.'

by Sparklestiltzkin October 18, 2007

118๐Ÿ‘ 42๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bagel Fuck

When you fuck a bagel

How was that bagel fuck last night man?

by PlasticPeople December 24, 2008

12๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Air Bagel

another word for fart. it just sounds funnier

AAHHHH DUDE!!!! that air bagel had some stank on it!

dude when i was taking a crap i made some air bagels

by [[TEACH]] July 23, 2008

27๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tool Bagel

One who is so toolish they deserve their own fail word.

Wow look at that guy get throwknifed, what a tool bagel!

by S3ANR4D July 28, 2010

23๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž