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Used instead of "beg your pardon?" as in the very awesome Wayne's World.
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1.When you're so high, everything is a blur, and the oddest things dont even phase you.
2. An Ultra-High
"Dude, my stars are baked!"
When your stars are baked,
And your rivers fly,
Do you ever believe you were stuck in the, Sky,
When your castle breaks,
And your feet are dry,
Do you ever believe you were stuck in the, Sky,
Do you believe, when you're high,
That your life is tried...
(peephole by S.O. A.D)
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(Noun) The act of being a couch potato while also being high on marijuana.
I was so lazy yesterday when I got high I was just a baked potato for the rest of the day.
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By far the best thing to do, as frequently as possible.
Gives you a more positive perspective on your day.
Life is stressful, marijuana relieves stress like nothing else in the world. That is why I wake and bake. Morning rush traffic jams become 'good opportunities to listen to more Billy Joel'... Legalize it.
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incense and potpourri, synthetic marijuana that fucks you up...good
also known as herbal incense, packages say not intended for human consumption but 2 tears in a bucket n fuck it.
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(v): the state of being absolutely fried when smoking a fat blunt.
synonyms: high, bombed, zooted, spliffed, blasted, toasted, baked
Stoner 1: "Yo! Pass the nugget!"
Stoner 2: "Hell yeah, I'm feeling roasted off of this L."
Stoner 1: *inhales* "Whew, I'm baked zitied kid!"
Stoner 2: "Hahaha, yes!"
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A euphemism for not getting any sex, and possibly doing another activity (ie: stress baking) to relieve the stress of celibacy.
Cindy: What's up, Jon?
Jon: Just hanging out, baking cupcakes.
Cindy: Oh, I love cupcakes! Save me some!
Jon: That's not what I...oh, never mind. Wanna do it?
Cindy: Not really
Jon: Then I guess I'll keep baking cupcakes.
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