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A fish that when born is instantly filled with helium from it's helios gland that makes it float up and fly out of the water due to being unable to breathe it dies and explodes it then releases millions of eggs which will hatch after a week and suffer the same fate.
Balloon Fish offspring are a exact clones of their parent.
If by chance the balloon fish is kept alive longer than a year nuclear fusion will occur inside it's Aurum (a special organ that only the balloon fish has) and gold will be produced which weighs down the fish so it can survive.
The Balloon Fish never got to produce the gold it needed to survive.
A simple, elegant, yet effective word for condoms.
Contraception balloons for safe, protective sex.
"Darling, have you got any contraception balloons?"
"Why yes, my love. I have some contraception balloons"
The game mode in Mario Kart in which you have to pop your opponents balloons attached to their karts and use strategic items to win.
person 1 - I bet I can beat you in balloon battle
person 2 - you’re on!
-8 minutes later-
person 2 - *gets hit by a red shell*
When you realise you have no tissues whilst bashing one out and you don't want to spum your nodes everywhere and make a mess. When you are about to "spend" simply pinch the end of your foreskin and blow up your own spoff balloon. Allow no seepage.
I emptied my Spoff Balloon over your mum. It was all over her boat like a plasterers radio.
To have sex while wearing a condom.
I picked this broad up at a bar, took her home and gave her a Balloon Ride..
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A cartoon balloon is a wildly expanding erection that occurs while watching cartoons featuring hot chicks.
Just watched Tangled, and the princess aired up my cartoon balloon!
Six is hot, but Blondie stretches my cartoon balloon to the max! It looks like a weenie dog with no legs!
Is it wrong to whale on a cartoon balloon in the theater? No way!
Synonyms include boner,chubby,hardon,woody,erection
Antonyms are limp,noodle,flaccid,weak,soft,dead
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A burlesque performance involving a dancer garbed in an outfit comprised of balloons. As the dance proceeds, audience members are invited to pop the balloons, eventually revealing the dancer's nudity
We watched the balloon dancer for a while, and eventually discovered she was not a natural blond.
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