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Someone on the extreme edge of whatever their -ism happens to be.
(coined by Perry de Havilland)
"Definition of a 'barking moonbat': someone who sacrifices sanity for the sake of consistency"
-Adriana Cronin
Although the term (often rendered simply as 'Moonbat') is very popular with conservative and libertarian bloggers who appropriately use it to describe the Chomskyite Left, it was always intended as a much more ecumenical epithet and has been correctly used to describe certain paleo-conservative and paleo-libertarians views. (also see idiotarian).
Contrary to some speculation and entries on Wikipedia, Perry de Havilland has stated it was was not originally a play on the last name of George Monbiot, a columnist for The Guardian, as he was using the term long before he met or had even heard of Mr. Monbiot.
Lew Rockwell is a libertarian barking moonbat.
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typically used as an excuse when someone farts
Jamie: did you just fart?
Damian: No, that was a barking squirrel
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Translation: "My feet are tired."
I'm uncertain of its origin. I started hearing this phrase around 2002 or so from different people, then it was used by one of the soldiers in "Half Life: Opposing Force"
I originally took this to mean "I gotta take a DUMP!" But have been proven wrong , apparently. Nonetheless I still prefer my interpretation.
I gotta sit down...my dogs are barking!
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Possibly explained as a punctuated Wolf Bite, the Dog Bark is a sweaty, chaffing ass crack's wake-up-fart. It's a well known fact that farting hurts, when you've got a Wolf Bite. Now you know that such a fart (in which every vibration and clap is felt like a slap on sunburn) is called a Dog Bark.
Damn, I knowed I shouldn'a ate them Crunch Wraps before I goed jogging. Them shits gave me the Dog Bark hard core, son.
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Plastic or metal hand guards on dirt bikes that protect your hands from hitting objects such as trees, bushes, cactus, rocks flying at you from your buddy's rear tire.
If not for my bark busters I would have broke all my fingers from the rocks chuck sent flying at me when he twisted the throttle.
BARK OFF to anything negative in your life that is holding you back from embracing your true self! BARK OFF to the toxic people that dust you with their poisons. BARK OFF and stop letting them steal your energy, dampen your spirit, and drag you down! BARK OFF to negative jobs, negative relationships, and negative situations!
BARK OFF before I get unfriendly!
The moment when a puppy becomes a dog.
Buster went the whole day without eating a cushion... I think he had his Bark Mitzvah!