Based

To become forgetful, or really spacey while high on marijuana.

Me: "What were we talking about? I'm so based."

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The Bases

Base 1: Kissing
Base 2: Boobs.
Base 3: Fingering / Hand Job
Base 4: Oral
Home Run: GETTING LAID.

Person 1: Mateeeeeeeeeee I just went to base 3 with my gf last night.

Person 2: Mate! Me & My gf went for the home run last night.

Person 1: WOW. Lucky bugger, mine is like well fridged.

Person 2: Mate, I've been to like all of The Bases with my gf!

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∞ base

When one does so many bases, that the have an infinite orgasm.

me: I began running past 4th base, and kept on going to ∞ base. Now I just keep on orgasming, it never stops. I am one with cum.

you: Whoa. I got to get there.

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Based

Someone that doesn't relate to current social morality and values objectivity

-Bro, John literally started shooting his shotgun for fun at 4 AM yesterday just to prove that people who sleep at night are little bitches
-He's just too based

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Based

I thing that only aesthetic white boys and girls say

Guy 1: I like Meth
Girl : OMG so cooool rawr Xd
Guy 2: I like books
Girl: Ewwwwww Based

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Based

When Dylan is being cringe

Dylan is being based again in the group chat

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The Base

The state of the base relies on the taste of the paste on the face, as long as it is ejaculated with grace, haste and none of it has gone to waste.

I like the base, base, biscuit base, I like the buttery biscuit base

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