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Getting a blowjob in the dark where you make a loud dolphin noise right as you shoot it in her blow hole.
I got a blind-dolphin last night from that blonde scrubber.
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Name for a girl whos laugh is so obnoxious it sounds like a dsolphin. Usually used to describe the laugh of a valley girl.
"Zoe Hamilton-Smith needs to stop laughing like a Human Dolphin"
"i know! I wanna just slap her in the face!"
"At least she would shut up
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A douche put in a males rectum and released/ Squeezed/ opened right before he achieves orgasm.
Bob wondered if a Wet Dolphin would have a similiar effect as a prostate massage.
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When the man lays behind a woman with her legs closed and fucks her from behind. Then slides it out and slips it in her asshole unexpectedly causing her to make an Eeek eek noise commenly associated as a dolphins mating call, and wiggle on the bed much like a dolphin swimming in a futile attemp t to wiggle away.
Dude my bitch is sooooo pissed, I hit her with a bit of the dolphin sex last night ;)
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getting a hand job from a gay, in an IKEA while eating swedish meatballs
while shopping for contemporary furniture with my boyfriend, i got a swedish dolphin
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Dolphin teeth are small, sharp, pointed, yellowish teeth that are found in humans but look like they came straight out of an orca.
That bitch has dolphin teeth!
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While engaging in coitus on the beach or in the desert, the man "pulls out" and sticks his member into the sand, thus having the sand stick to it. He then reinserts it into his partner.
"I was banging Demetrius on the beach and then he stuck his dick in the sand and then back into me! That asshole gave me a sandy dolphin!"
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