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who appointed you?

Asked of anyone who steps up to fill a leadership vacuum, by those who are just standing around complaining and looking lost.

Often followed by the word "God", in a variety of ways.

"Who appointed you? God?"

"Who appointed you God?"

"Who appointed you?"

"God, actually. Get over it."

by Monkey's Dad March 12, 2020


not sure who you like

If your like me and you never had a boyfriend\girlfriend and liked so my boys\girls then you have come to the right person.So its coming to the end of the school year and you have like a lot of boys\girls and not sure who you like because you end up likeing one of them and think you like another.

"Ohh there goes Chase."

"Do I still like Max I'm kinda getting jealous seeing him talk to Katie"
Friend: "I'm not sure who you like"

by Jane More May 6, 2016