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The special needs cousin of Rush Limbaugh who says things that would land anyone else in the looney bin. He was dumped by Fox News in 2011 for being too crazy, even by Fox News's standards.
Of course, I believe the whole mental insanity thing is just an act and that he's a con-artist just like Rush Limbaugh.
After being dumped by Fox News and curling up into a ball and weeping like a baby, he took his talents to the internet to bring his patented brand of apocalyptic race-baiting directly to the fans. His fans now pay $9.95 a month to hear Glenn. Cheaper than a case of their favorite wine.
That $9.95 really added up. Last year, Glenn made $80 Million. Tying him with Elton John for 8th on Forbes List of Highest Paid Celebrities.
*Slightly off-topic*
Elton John also sang at the wedding of someone else on the list, Rush Limbaugh. Who lives in a house Elton John would call "too gay."
Of course, Glenn Beck does support same-sex marriage so he's not totally evil.
Glenn Beck on Global Warming "That was Hitler's enemy, the Jews. Al Gore's enemy, the UN's enemy, Global Warming."
ACORN "These are the brown shirts."
The Peace Corp. "They're just like Joseph Goebbels."
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To make a connection based on logical fallacies.
Jon Stewart "Glenn Becked" Sarah Palin last night - he determined she's a Russian spy because she likes to wear red, chases moose (like Natasha on The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show) and calls herself a momma grizzly (Russia's symbol is the bear!).
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A pejorative nickname for Glenn Beck. Given due to the face that he uses the Chalkboards to scare people into his ideology.
In today's diary, I will discuss the psycho-ness of Chalky Beck (aka Glenn Beck, Lonesome Rhodes Beck, etc...) and how Fixed Noise has repeatedly aided in Islam-bashing.
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fuckin awesome juggalette. not one to fuck around with. short but sweet.
person: hi bettie
bettie beck: yo
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Amazing nineties rapper, accused of shooting tupac because he stole her polystrips. Beware, it's rumored that she still has them and has sharpened them into weapons.
"Has Lil Beck come out with her new album yet?"
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