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A man who's balls are hanging very low and banging into the sides of his thighs due to a combination of hot weather and roomy pants / boxers / shorts, making it difficult to move quickly and causing the balls to feel sore.
I need to get a jock strap if I want to shoot some hoops because right now I'm LIBERTY-BELLING and my junk is crazy sore.
(ps don't watch I'm back on yt my eyes still hurt) trust me belle delphine is not okay and it just proves in that video
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A taco bell KFC resteraunt spoof in the GTA series
i went to the cluckin bell and shot a rpg at the cashier.
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Packard Bell, not to be confused with Hewlett-Packard, was an electronics company which manufactured PCs of such terrible quality that its products are aptly referred to as "Packaged Hell." Once you purchased one of their machines, you were stuck with a heap of crap after the motherboard or power supply invariably failed (the company insisted on using odd form factors making sure spare parts were impossible to find). Fortunately, the company ceased selling its crash-happy computers in the U.S. in 2000. Unfortunately, the brand continues to plague the European market.
You: hi sir, I'd like to buy a power supply for an A8550 Packard Bell.
Clerk: *blink*
You: uhh...well?
Clerk: may I interest you in a high-powered rifle for the disposal of your machine?
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The state of having no drip that everyone laughs about your style and calls your outfits “dead fits”
William decided to wear a Chicago bulls tshirt with Jordan 1s everyone called him cherry bell
Kickass Kiwi stuntwoman, sometimes actress. Doubled Uma Thurman, Lucy Lawless, and Sharon Stone. Played herself in Quentin Tarantino's Death Proof. Featured in documentary Double Dare. Likes to beat on evildoers with large lead pipes.
Zoë Bell can bring a man to multiple orgasm via repeated roundhouse kicks to the face.
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Also known as Toxic Smell. Serves a variety of fake Mexican food in which you must order at least twelve dollars worth to fill you up. Afterwards finding your self looking for the nearest shitter.
The other day I went to Toxic Smell, lost 20 bucks and a pair of underwear.
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