A bicycle with a normal design (has a wide seat, suspension, a back rack, chainguard, mudguard) that can be ridden in an upright position (upright as in sitting or walking); a Gazelle, Batavus, or Azor bicycle; a mode of transportation
I'm getting rid of my horrible mountain bike and getting a Dutch bicycle instead.
This is a Dutch bicycle, not that nonsensical foolishness called a BMX bike
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A way of saying to the person to get out of your way, also used if this person gets ahead of you in a game, or has killed you/scored against you just done something to their advantage/gain, The phrase "On Your Bicycle" is Used alot by The Scottish Lad Blarot!
"Haha I owned you!" Ching Lee Replys "On Your Bicycle"
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A woman who seems to have two periods/PMS in a month (perhaps due to a 21-day "cycle"?)
She's a bitch twice(bi) in one cycle
Fred: You look tired.
Ed: You have no idea! Remember around the 3rd when I said Mabel was PMSing all over my ass? Well, she's at it again!
Fred: It's still May, wehat is it, the 25th today?
Ed: Yea, lucky me, married a bicycle bitch!
Fred: Harsh, let's go drinking
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A simple insult that does not make sense but sounds funny. Invented by myself whilst on Facebook (See Fuckbook).
Garret: Im chill as a qucumber
Me: Theres no q in cucumber bicycle dick.
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A sex position in which a man lies down and the woman rides his throbbing dick like a bicycle, only to park herself down onto his chest--her moist vagina rubbing against his naval and perked tits on his face. Essentially, once the bike ride is over, the woman places her rack on his face, thereby creating the bicycle rack.
Bro, I just did the bicycle rack, and it was hot. Her pussy juice was all over my belly after I came in her as she rode my bike.
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A bicycle throttle is when a man gets an erect penis, stands on the front pegs of his bike, his homeboy is pedaling, and the two of them are heading towards a naked woman, and sheβs assuming the position. If done successfully, the penis will ram right into the woman, it is a very daring stunt
Damn, Wendy looks like she could really use a bicycle throttle
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This definition describes the latest in technology for both exercise and olfactory enjoyment. This newest development is actually a girls bicycle fitted with a special seat that absorbs and retains odors left on it for an indefinite period of time. Thus, the value of the bicycle increases over time, depending on the desirability of its rider and frequency of use. Upon resale, the value will have increased substantially, providing a respectable profit for its owner. A brief autobiography of the original owner may be added for additional value.
And youβll smell sweet, upon the seat, of a bicycle built for pew.
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