mountain biking

Todays golf for the middle class with too much money (10 grand bikes, 20 grand cars).

I used to play golf now I go mountain biking instead.

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dirt biked

When someone has terrible diarrhea and sprays shit up the back the toilet bowl/tank.

I just went into the men's room stall and someone dirt biked in the toilet.

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bike wanker

A perjorative term used to describe wankers that ride bicycles. A repost to the inbetweeners' "Bus wankers!" insult, this is often used by people at bus stops toward cyclists who pass by.

"He shouted "Bike wanker", and threw a stone at me"

"If anyone called me a bike wanker I'd smash them in the face with my helmet"

"Bike wanker!"

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speed bike

A fixed gear bicycle, equipped with sawed off handlebars and spray painted rims. It's like a bike, but speedier.

Hey man, you guys sell speed bikes?

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bike jacking

when someone steels your bike when your on it kind like carjacking but to bike rider

johny got bikejacked near cantral park

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gym bike

When a man is lying on his back, pretending to be pedaling while jerking off, and finishing with a batch on his face.

I caught my buddy working on his gym bike, and man, I guess he finished his workout.

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nigger bike

a white woman / latin or asian that is a real slut for black men - takes endless amounts of big black cock and always wants more. Black guys use her like a well used collectively owned bike.

hey look theres Jane, that white slut shes taken so much big black cock her pussy's so black stretched she's a real nigger bike. She's no use to any white guy because her pussy's been nigger fried.

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