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When your septic tank is leaking/compromised and the smell blankets the surrounding area.
Oftentimes used with reference to septic tank problems in the Adirondack Mountains in New York.
Person 1: “Hey man what’s that smell?”
Person 2: “Oh that? The neighbor’s septic leaked and now the whole street has got an Adirondack Blanket.”
When a guy and a girl sit together sharing a blanket, engaging in sexual activity under the blanket, using the blanket to conceal the sexual act from the rest of the group. Commonly occurs in public settings such as church vans and movie nights
Dave G: Yo BR, you should come on my youth trip this summer.
BR: Hell no, nigga, I ain't doin' that shit.
Dave G: Nah Nah nah, you can get mad bitches on that shit
BR: How's that?
Dave G: In a word, blanket time
The act of trapping a person underneath a blanket and physically assaulting them. The blanket is used as: 1) a deterrent for the assaulted person to fight back; and 2) a way of keeping the assailants anonymous.
We're going to give that annoying bastard a blanket party tonight.
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The act of stealing the blankets from your significant other in the middle of the night, leaving them cold and helpless.
"Blanket Bandit!" proceed to pull the covers back to you.
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Quite literally, a squid wrapped in a blanket.
Who left this squid in a blanket in my dorm?
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When a girl or guy takes a blanket and sticks it in between their legs and acts like their having sex with the blanket, and thrust until they get "the magic". Orgasm noises can be included if the person wishes. It's a form of masturbation.
Abby: Do you masturbate?
Jenna: Ya, but I don't finger myself, I have blanket sex.
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When a guy is about to ejaculate, he pulls out and ejaculates all over his partner. After that, the partner does not clean up and falls asleep with semen all over their body.
Maddie- "That guy is really really hott."
Sabrina- "Yeah, I'd totally let him give me a White Blanket."
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