Refers to large pieces of jewelry worn by hippys and or granolas; typically but not limited to glass pieces, crystals, shells, beads of different origins, usually warn on the neck on a piece of hemp or black cord. Usually, has spiritual but not religious meanings. multiple pieces can be worn together by either males or females.
"Did you check out his blue crystal? You mean his hippy bling?'
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Hooptie + Bling Refers to extraneous, unnecessary, typically obnoxious accessories that far exceed the value of the vehicle in cost. Hooptie bling would include but is not limited to: $4000 wheels on a 1980 Honda Civic; $2500 in dash DVD player in a '95 GEO Metro; multi screen car audio video entertainment center with, in playstation and DVD changer installed in a $215 Ford Escort whose owner also felt overwhelming inclined to place a set of $4500 24 inch spinners on as well even though it barely runs and has a cardboard window held in place with staples and duct tape. Do not confuse hooptie bling with a vehicle that has been riced, although similar in stupidity, these two cultural phenomenons typical clash, as their respective enthusiasts do not agree on much more than the insatiable desire to spend thousands of dollars on useless junk for hoopties that barely run.
T Spent 37 months of McDonalds pay checks on hooptie bling so he could get a hoochie!
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Defines the gap between regular economics and the actualy economics of society. The coutries finacial definitions are defined by the governments assumption on what the "AVERAGE" family does, however bling economics describes the fact that the modern families want more than the average family.
For instance the average family according to the govt shops for nescafe and the mordern person want starbucks.
THEREFORE, pricing things according to the govts rate of inflation as oposed to bling economics rate of inflation leads many of the population taking pay cuts.
Govt: The current rate of inflation is 2.5%
bling economics: The rate of inflation for consumerist economy is 10%
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Better than bling bling; more expensive.
"Dude, did you see the bling blap on that rapper? He had at least 12 gold and platinum chains around his neck!"
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One who is without need of flashy things to draw attention to oneself or to make oneself feel as if they are important.
Keepin it REALLY real.
bliggy has been Bling Free since 1976.
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Celebrity babies adopted or conceived for publicity purposes.
Madonna headed to Africa to pick up some baby bling.
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Bling Bling Worn By White Suburban Kids Or Milkshakes Endorsing Boost Mobile
Frylock: What're you wearing?
Master Shake: Bling blong baby. It represents my lifestyle and stratus as street-savvy irreverant youth who lives large, yet hunger for the next level in life. You know, Boost Mobile is the premium yoth foocus communication network and instant gateway to opportunities. That's the chirp! I gotta take this. Hey, where you at dawg?!
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