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To hide under a bridge of the information superhighway known to be travelled by your sworn enemies, waiting to pounce at an opportune moment with senseless attacks and irrational rants.
I can't believe that $!@# from Kos blog-trolled another RS diary!
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(noun)
One who provokes or disturbs their online audience through witty or sometimes crappy written content posted to their blog site on an infrequent basis; Unlike prick or cock (tease) most commonly associated with this term, this person frustrates its current and potential blog readers by posting infrequent short stories and further torments those readers through shameless self promotion on social media sites such as Facebook, Twitter and Google+ without returning for an undisclosed period of time. A blog tease can best be characterized through an uncanny ability to tell good stories both online and in person without notice of when they will return again.
tease blog writer article infrequent blogger torture
blog tease
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A phrase made famous by the American comic, Doug Stanhope.
It's properly used when replying to someone bitching/complaining about something trivial.
douche: "Pineapple Express didn't live up to my expectations. I'm glad I waited for video..."
Me: Blog about it..... ......faggot
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A highly self-righteous person (often female) who sees themselves as a hip shining star of epiphanal insights and "truth" amongst a sea of dull cyber starfish, and communicates said "insights" via nausea-inducing blog anecdotes. In reality, said individual's tastes and opinion tend to be extremely vapid, bland, and overall pedestrian. Nonetheless, the superstar tends to write an ever-expading series of blogs on sites like Myspace--all of which manage to receive long lists of kudos and comments from equally vapid, pseudo-intellectual individuals--thus reinforcing the blog superstar's finely-molded self image as a highly relevant voice and intellectual beacon of cyberspace. Profile is generally set to 'public', so as to maximize the chances of the superstar's philosophical gold being happened upon by as many "lucky" and "privileged" individuals as possible. Common topics touched upon include:
"The untimely death of (friend/loved one's name)"
"My 'big move' from small town comforts to urban chaos" (and similar fish-out-of-water anecdotes)
"Love, and what it really means"
"How the sheer spontaneity of big city life has opened my eyes" (often occurring several weeks after the initial aforementioned 'fish-out-of-water' blog)
"Why I feel compelled to move to (obscure third world country) for xx months and do volunteer/missionary work", and
"Why the humble inhabitants of (obscure third world country) have it 'all figured out', and why we are so inferior in comparison".
The last two are often combined into a longer, two-part hybrid blog.
Hey, seen Jen's new blog about life in the Big Apple? It's like, she really just tells it how it is, ya know? She's such a blog superstar--that girl should be sharing an office with Peter Travers!
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1. Move away from blogging
2. To delete one's blog post or entry
1. It's my blog off tomorrow so don't wait for a new post.
2. The boss wanted to sell his product online but later blogged off.
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Live-blogging is what one does when covering an event and posting to a blog in real time as a "citizen journalist."
A blog is a type of website with regular entries of commentary, descriptions of events, or other material such as graphics or video. Entries are commonly displayed in reverse-chronological order.
The bloggers shared their coverage of the Conference by "live-blogging" for a truly enhanced social media experience.
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Definitions:
1) Unnecessarily or tediously flitting from one blog to the next in order to leave comments that are repetitive in nature.
2) Leaving quick comments on a large number of blogs for the purpose of raising awareness of the blog-hopper's own blog.
3) Quickly perusing several different blogs that are currently dealing with a similar subject.
Background:
First used (by Gigi at least) on: qcubed dot blogspot dotcom slash "/" 2004/10/too-lazy-to-go-blog-hopping-to-do-this dot html
"I'm too lazy to go blog-hopping just in order to wish everyone a Happy New Year!"
"Time to do a little blog-hoppin' in order to get people to discover my blog!"
"I wish I didn't have to go blog-hopping in order to see what everyone else is saying about this subject."
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