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When you get an overwhelming sensation from seeing your waitress come by your table with food that you think is yours, but it turns out to be another customers leaving you unsatisfied
"Oh fuck bro I thought that Cobb salad was coming my way I got so excited just to be left disappointed "
"Well shit man, you just got restaurant blue balls"
Crapping out at the peak of a musical phrase.
Cut...Which ass hole took a breath at the end of the crescendo? Thanks for the musical Blue-balls!
When you haven't been to you local party in a long ass time. You get more depressive and sober over time. Only cure: go to a banger.
Dude 1: Bruh, Anthony hasn't thrown a banger in so long.
Dude 2: I know dude, I'm starting to get banger blue balls.
Dude 1: Alright, we are hitting up a banger tonight.
The frustration that one experiences when a radio station plays only the beginning of a really awesome song when they are demonstrating what type of music that the station plays.
I got total Musical Blue Balls today when this radio station played the only intro to like 3 of my favorite songs. Such a tease!
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When your DVR'ed program leaves you hanging because you had it set from the top of one hour to the next, except the program actually ran one minute over, leaving you without a clue as to what happened at the end. This is particularly frustrating when you DVR a series finale.
I have no freaking clue what happened on the final episode of Nip/Tuck because I set the DVR to record from 9-10:00pm, but it didn't really end until 10:01pm. Can someone please tell me what the hell happened at the airport since I got DVR blue-balled??!?!??
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A person who spends countless hours on the Internet downloading illegal content such as music and movies only to never watch or listen to it.
John: Have you watched all 7 seasons of the Gilmore Girls?
Ray: I've never seen a single episode.
John: Then why did you download 15 gigs of shows?
Ray: I figured someone might want to watch them some day.
John: Dude you're such as Blue Balled ePirate.
Ray: Want to listen to some C&C Music Factory?
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when, at the end of the night, a busboy has three tables left to bus. you're excited when one table gets up to leave, but then two more come walking in right as you finish bussing the table. you then get the feeling that you're so close but never gonna finish, hence the term "blue balls"
Dude, I was two tables way from leaving but right as I finished the last one a freakin' walked in. I don't think I'm gonna be able to come tonight. Busboy blue balls is killin me.
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