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When you own someone so hard, they have to give you their bogans.
When Bill woke up from a hard night of boozing, he found out his friends smoked all of his cigs. Then he looked around for his bogans. After ten minutes he asked his friends if they had seen them(who obviously had, and smoked them all); and all of his friends said, "GET DID FOR YOUR BOGANS!!!!"
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Broken glass thrown by a bogan, most often from a car, onto the footpath (sidewalk), bicycle lane or road.
My dog got some bogan glass stuck in his paw. Bogan cunts.
A description for when the roof lining of said bogans commy ( commodore, automobile), or car of choice starts to fall away and sag, to the point of draping over the car driver or other occupants like a wide hat, or sombrero
Yeah mate watch your head as you get in the car, the roof’s sagging and I can’t afford to fix it until dole week. No worries mate, ive always wanted to wear a bogan sombrero
The pattern left on a lawn after a dead project car is resurrected or sold. Normally dirt in the middle with longer grass around the outside where the mower can’t reach.
“Did you see the Bogan Crop Circle on Neil’s lawn? Looks like he sold the piece of shit."
Something one bogan tells another bogan therefor making the information true. This most definitely gets passed on to more bogans or anyone the bogan comes into contact with. Bogan facts are considered annoying and/or funny to educated people but mostly annoying. The educated person will most likely not argue with the bogan fact as it becomes too frustrating to prove a point as the bogan will only listen to other uneducated bogans.
A Cab Sav drinking yuppie sitting in a restaurant with his virginal fiancé overhears a couple of bogans talking at the bar.
Bogan 1: Must be one million fuck’n degrees out there.
Bogan 2: I still think that whole global warming stuff is a huge pile of shit.
Bogan 1: For real
Bogan 2: Too right
Bogan 1: Deadset
Bogan 2: Bloody oath
Cab Sav Drinking Yuppie: And that, my dear, is what they call a bogan fact.
When an Aussie kid has the mark/scar of a botched coat hanger abortion on their forehead. Normally after the "Ye olde" coat hanger scramble was ineffective at removing an unwanted pregnancy.
Bloke 1 "oi mate, you look like a bogan harry potter, ya mums scrambled eggs must fucking suck"
Bloke 2 "Mate, I don't know how I managed to crawl outta the afterlife bucket. My old man's a good bloke though!"
On September 19, 1965 at the age of 68 she gave birth to a baby girl named Clara Almanzar. In an interview she stated it was a shock that she was pregnant as she did not think at her age it was possible. She did her best to take care of her daughter but it was a struggle. Her daughter (Clara Almanzar) has stated it was very hard growing up with a mother that was much older and she felt her childhood was taken from her. Unfortunately Lucille passed away a year before her granddaughter Belcalis Marlenis Almánzar was born. Belcalis would later become a very successful rapper and would go by the stage name Cardi B. She stated in an interview with TMZ that her mother had played some of her grandmothers music for her and it had inspired some of her songs most notably the hit WAP.
Lucille Bogan is Cardi Bs grandmother.